Jeff then goes to Lisa and she talks about her relationship with god in the game and she goes on and on and on and on. Why is he letting her go on forever about this? Do we need a lesson in Christianity from her? Now that we’ve found out she’ll be joining him on his talk show it makes sense. Jeff’s talk show, not god’s.
Instead of delving into Russell’s poor sportsmanship and temper tantrums, Jeff asks him how it felt to be out in the rain for so long.
Would Malcolm ever play again? He’d consider it. Lies! We all know by now that he IS playing again and already would have played and been done by the time the reunion filmed. Unless he means he’d play for a third time?
Scabby seems that she may have possibly grown from the experience. She noticed that she’s very abrasive, very passive aggressive, and she wears her emotions in her sleeves.
Plus I’m an asshole, so I need to work on that as well.
Jeff just HAS to show the clip again of her calling Skupin an idiot and a moron, and RC is still bitter about how the whole thing went down.
Lisa beats out Malcolm for fan favorite. What a crock of shit. Further proof that the fix is in for this stupid, stupid prize.
I’m not buying it
Angie still wants cookies, Roxy thinks we’ll never forget her speaking in tongues, and Artis clarifies that he’s not angry all the time, he just LOOKS angry. In fact, he almost fooled himself when he was watching the show back at home.
Dawson continues to stalk Jeff…
And lands a kiss on the lips this time around.
Jeff pretends to be embarrassed but you and I know he loves every fucking minute of it, including the jealousy he may or may not encounter when he gets home.
Just wait til I ask my wife how she feels about a threesome with Dawson!
We get a sneak peek at the next season which revisits the Fans vs. Favorites format. Or should I say “Favorites”? I’m still trying to figure out who would say their favorite is ice scream scooper and moron Erik, or HantzyPants. I mean, come on! Fransisqua?
Fransisqua a fav? Even I can’t stretch THAT far!!!!
What did you think of our final episode this season, Gasmi? Were you happy with the winner? Sad to see Malcolm go at fourth? What about the jury questions? Any favs or people you wish had just STFU?
Thanks so much for hanging with me all season; I had a blast with you. And a special shout out to my fellow Fantasy Survivor players! Sorry my scores weren’t so great, but I had to keep voting for Malcolm and his magical abs!
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9