Hi again, Gasmi. I don’t know about you, but there are several people that I am SICK of seeing on this show right about now. But guess what? This episode is chock full of them. I know, it’s shocking that we’d focus on the most annoying, delusional people out there, isn’t it?
So we pick up this time around where we always do; with the losers return to their beach after the boot. ReynoldsWrap is not happy that his cuddle bunny Allie was voted out. She may not have been the cutest bunny out there, but her fur was gonna keep him warm on those cold, wet nights.
Luckily he is a mature adult.
You guys aren’t my friends anymore!
He tells them that they need him to win challenges and he has an idol that he will play. Oooooooooooo….I bet they’re SO SCARED. All they have to do is split the votes between him and either Hope or Eddie and either he or his stupid idol is gone. BOOSH!
THEN ReynoldsWrap tells them he was gonna hold on to the idol and use it for the best of the tribe, but he’s totally not going to do that now. He is so full of shit. Whatevs……game on.
Oh…..it’s game on now that you didn’t get your way?
Now, I’m a little surprised because I’m finding myself agreeing somewhat with Shamu; just because things didn’t go your way ReynoldsWrap, doesn’t mean that now’s the time to start playing the game. You were playing all along. You just don’t like that it didn’t go your way.
Of course Shamu can’t just be happy that his alliance stuck by him, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That would be too easy (and rational). So before I can say “Maybe Shamu is just misunderstood.” he loses his freaking mind and starts yelling at the people WHO DIDN’T VOTE FOR HIM!!!!
Shamu! As you would say…..SHUT UP!
Laura hates all this drama around camp and wishes Shamu would just shut the fuck up, but I think we all know that that is NOT going to happen. He’s all in HairSchlong’s face and I can’t help but think that HairSchlong is regretting his decision not to join the cool kids’ lunch table.
If this schlong were harder and sharper I’d totally stab you with it.
Why is he yelling at me when he probably doesn’t even know my name?????
Yeah! Who the hell is she? I forget. I don’t think the editors remember either because there’s no little name tag below to help us out. Shamu just keeps on yelling and now his mobs are shaking all over the place and I’m starting to get queasy. Laura tells us that the part of Shamu that was fun is now just totally gone…….there was a fun side????????
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