As I mentioned in the minicap, this episode of Survivor really went by quickly for me. I don’t know what it was about it, but I’m not going to question it. Also, it bears mentioning again that Jeff is a revisionist in his previously section, making it sound like Russell had no part of voting out Roxy when we clearly saw at the end of the last episode that EVERYONE voted for her.
It’s my party and I lie if I want to…
Okay, maybe saying he lied is a little strong. I just hate when he tries to pretend shit went down in a different way than what actually happened. Kinda like how he always pretends James was SO FABULOUS when (aside from being super buff) he sucked balls. Not literally. At least not that I’ve heard.
So we start out this episode with Matsing returning to their camp after having to vote out yet another tribemate. Angie just knows they kept her around because they all know she and Malcolm are just friends. More likely everyone thought Roxy had a stank personality and got sick of that and her lazy ass doing nothing but shooting off her mouth around camp.
Plus, you never know when you’ll need a human life preserver.
Russell is in fact worried about Malcolm and Angie’s relationship, telling us that if Denise decides to hitch her wagon to the young uns, his ass is grass.
We get FULL title credits tonight which worries me because we almost never get those any more. Does that mean we’re in for an episode where not a lot happens?
For some reason this gave me the giggles.
No, it’s not because I’d had a few beers beforehand.
The next morning over at Tandang Juggs wants Ave to help her find the idol. Ave is tired dammit, plus her knee hurts, plus she’s decided that Juggs is a pain in her ass and she doesn’t want to be BFFs anymore. Juggs thinks Ave is paranoid and needs to shut the fuck up.
La la la, I can’t hear you!
Juggs leaves but is annoyed because the fact that she shared the idol clue with Ave should be proof enough that she can be trusted. Sorry Juggs. So Juggs and Skupin go for a little swim while Ave breaks her promise to Juggs and tells Pete about the hidden immunity idol clue. She wants to get in his pants trusts him more than she does Juggs.
Oh man. That is pretty fucked up and I am loving every minute of it. It doesn’t come as any surprise that their alliance is imploding, does it? I mean it’s just a fact of lady nature that big butt girls and big boob girls don’t mesh well. It’s true! I just decided. It’s why J-Lo and Dolly Parton have never been BFFs.