Feeling groovy? Don’t worry, it won’t last long!
KipperCrapper. He has a nasty attitude and tells us how much he hates this show. I don’t get why he’d want to audition for it then, and neither does Cat. He says if he wasn’t on a contract he would bash this show every day of his life. Um….ooookay. I don’t know what contract he thinks he has, but the chip on his shoulder is viewable from Uranus. Or his anus. Both.
Honestly, I’m not wasting any of my time on this jackass. Cat hates him, Nigel hates him, the audience hates him. He picks on Sam (the autistic kid) and is generally a giant ASSHOLE. It’s easy to say you hate something when you’re not actually good enough to make it onto the show.
Ugh. He left such a nasty taste in my mouth.
And I’m not sure Suspenders here is going to help.
This guy’s name is Jerrell Rochelle (it rhymes!) and he tells us that he is auditioning so that his mom can see him dance before she loses her eyesight to a disease that she has. Nigel asks him to point out his mom in the audience and asks if she can see him back there. She can’t. So Nigel has her come up and sit in his chair. He warns her not to touch his cup because it has vodka in it.
It also has herpes on the rim, so be careful luv.
He’s good. I was worried what with the quirky outfit and all, but Jerrell was like a breath of fresh air after that stinky Von Crapper dude.
His mom is so full of pride as she claps for him. And Nigel tells him it was delightful and a joy to watch. Lil C says every millisecond of that performance touched him. He loved it; it left him spellbound. Mary says that was complete entertainment from beginning to end. And then Nigel has his mom bring him his ticket to Vegas. Time for another dose of Benadryl.
We find out from Cat that after the choreography round, seven more dancers were on their way to Vegas.
And that’s it for this week, Gasmi. What did you think? Did you love the ballet boys? Were you exorcized? Did you hate Von Crapper as much as I did?
Can’t wait to hear what you all thought!
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