They will be dancing a Viennese Waltz choreographed by Jason Gilkison. Whoa! Jason is not loving Nick at all during rehearsals. He says that it seems like Nick likes to do things at his own pace and Jason needs him to step up and push harder. At one point he yells at him to snap out of it and get going.
Ndfsrggriorfgofojkefoprgeirjagcoifj,efpfrfgokergnoiergoimnjergmokeffpk[fc[fkffkmfmerfer. Oh, crap. Sorry, I must have dozed off. Let me try watching that one again….. fjeirffjfcrjc9mfUTUUT4T3COKTMKF,LDA.DADFSFGNDANDFSNERGOPJCXMOPK. Yep, it was no better the second, third or fourth time around. Some good news though; I now no longer need sleeping pills! It’s the holistic solution!!
Mary thinks it was dreamy. She’s drunk again. Kenny says it was fluid, flowing, and lovely. He also gives props to the steady cam operator. Nigel says that he has never seen Jason go off like that before and compares him to Jabby from Dance Moms.
Who JUST so happens to be in the audience.
Oy. Jabby, offering to blow Nigel is not going to get you more airtime. He likes em young and skinny.
Anyway, he tells Nick that Jason just really wanted the best out of him and that’s why he was as hard on him as he was. Nick replies that he and Jason get on great. Right Jason? Right? RIGHT?
That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!
Nigel also tells him to be careful of pulling faces, and I’m glad he mentioned that because I hate when they do that shit. Although he says that Nick looked like his shoes were too tight. He’s not sure that this dance really did anything to help the two of them out this week. Translation: won’t be upset when you land in the bottom.
We’re now moving on to Amelia and Will
I’m super quirky and affected and Zooey Deschanel is my hero in life. Quirk!
I’m a giant and adorable and wish my partner didn’t think she was New Girl
They will also be dancing a Tabitha and Napoleon routine, but instead of addiction, their piece is about pussies. Oh, get your minds outta the gutter! Pussy cats!! Amelia will be a sophisticated high class pussy, while Will is a grungy alley pussy trying to get some (pussy) from Amelia.
I LOVE this routine. It’s funny because Amelia has been grating on my nerves a little, but this piece made me like her a little more than I have been. I can’t say she’s not going to irritate me again, but for now I don’t want to kill her. Will is adorable which is funny considering he’s a giant, but adorable seems to be the right word to describe him.
Kenny thinks that if they had a kitty like Amelia they would play with her all day long. Ew. Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, I expect a comment like that from Nigel, not you. He thinks Will did a great job of playing with Amelia. He thinks this number really belongs on Broadway.
Nigel calls them Cat and the Smitten Kittens. That’s actually rather cute. Now I feel like I need to go hit myself in the head with a hammer or something. Nigel says this is another great partnership and their chemistry really helped knock it out of the park. He’s not so sure this is a hip hop routine, but he thinks regardless of that it will really have people talking. Terrific.
Mary thinks it was purrrrrrfect.
Did anyone NOT see that one coming?
Now I don’t care what else she has to say because that was so obvious and stupid.