We’re now moving on to Dareian and Janelle.
I’m super spicy and like to whack my head on things
Remember how Nigel and Mary told me I really have to work on pointing my feet? I still need to work on that but I’m so amazing you may not even notice.
They’ve got Sean Cheesman and this time he’s choreographing an African Jazz routine. Sean tells us this is the rhythm of the jungle come to life and it’s super hard. During rehearsals it looks like Janelle is getting beat to hell. Will she survive?
Damn, Sean Cheesman is not fucking around tonight, is he? It’s not my favorite of the night but I didn’t hate it either. I think they did a good job here, but it really was a tough one. Janelle is super into being sexy and I guess it works to her advantage here. I will say Sean didn’t seem blown away at the end of this.
The little girl next to him seems even less impressed.
Nigel points out that Janelle is dancing injured and then goes on to point out how many times she’s been hurt already. Translation: you’d better not put her in the bottom America! After all, Nigel needs his spanking material. He also gives a shout out to Dareian’s performance in the opening number.
Mary says it was exciting; she thinks Janelle is phenomenal and Dareian is a little powerhouse. Kenny adds that he felt like the piece was cross cultural, primitive, and he felt like he was watching two flames dance across the stage.
Before we move on to the next partnership, we have to take some time for an advertisement for National Dance Day. They plug the zumba routine again and I roll my eyes as I will continue to do. Nigel also talks about the Dizzy Feet Gala that will also happen that night and lists several dancers who will be performing. If anyone wants to buy me tickets to the show as well as plane tickets to California, well, that would be alright by me.
Ooooooooo! Cyrus got Eliana for his partner! Wow, she could really help him a lot.
I refuse to make fun of her at all.
Have you ever noticed that it is impossible not to fixate on those damn gauges? I feel old because I can’t fathom why anyone would do that to their ears. What do the ears look like without the gauges in them? I’m too scared to google it.
Oh, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, they drew Broadway with Sir BitchyPants. Damn! They seem to be having a great time in rehearsals but BitchyPants tells us he is super nervous. Does anyone care?
Shockingly, I actually like this number, but it has more to do with the dancers than BitchyPants’ simplistic hack choreography. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate him? Oh, and that hatred GROWS because he is acting like an uber attention whore after this number, jumping up and down and carrying on just so he can make sure to get loads of camera time.
I wish someone would throw a tomato at his head. If I wasn’t already WAAAAAAY behind, I would totally make a gif of that.
Mary has never seen BitchyPants so worked up before. She thinks people are going to google Eliana up. She also loved Cyrus in this and says that he has an extraordinary heart that he just lays out on the stage. And then she screams.