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Hi Gasmi. Not sure who saw my comment in the previous recap and who didn’t, but needless to say this recap is fucking late as late can be. Here’s the thing: I broke my ankle. Fun times. And lots and lots of pain.
Pain is no fun, so I got me some mighty fine painkillers. The problem with them? Zzzzzzzzzz. No, they’re not boring. They make me boring. And sleepy. And possibly a moron. Or maybe I was already one of those and just better at hiding it. The point is, I’ve been sleeping instead of writing. And now that I am writing I feel like I’m going on and on about nothing so I apologize in advance for any nonsensical writing. Also, I refuse to be held responsible for spelling errors. At least in this recap.
Um. Okay then, I think we’re ready to go. Hopefully. Where was I?
Yes! Cat is gorgeous tonight and ditched the old lady hair. SO happy about that one!
Wait. Did she just say the season finale is THREE weeks away?!?!?!? How the fuck is THAT possible???? I was thinking TWO weeks and hoping for one. UGH. I’m so ready for this season to be over.
Time for the opening number.
Hm. This one is by Peter Chu who I actually LOVE as a choreographer and dancer, but it is not one of my favorites of his. Honestly, I thought it was a little boring and that was BEFORE I was on pain meds. The second time around….well let’s just say that I lost some time between grabbing the first picture and the second one.
Joining Mary and the Perv at the judges’ table this week is dance aficionado Jesse Tyler Ferguson. One part of that sentence is a lie. But I like the dude, so there’s that. Although I am a little sad because I was just talking last time about how much I loved having judges with real dance experience rather than a sitcom.
HELL no!!!!!! Not even if you paid me.
Cat tells us that each dancer will be performing their solo this week as well as dancing with an all-star. Also, because that will not fill up enough time and there is no guest performance this week (spoiler!) we will get to hear all about who they are and how they grew up.