I know, I know, it’s just wishful thinking. But sometimes it’s nice to have a dream to hold on to.
So now that we’ve got the all-stars to add into the mix, we’re back to ten dances which means no time for a lot of bullshit or filler. We’re jumping right into the routines, and first up is Tiffany who is being paired up with Brandon Bryant for a Doriana Sanchez disco routine.
Doriana tells us this routine is fun and has loads of lifts. No shit! What dance of hers doesn’t?
One day I will succeed in my quest to kill my dancers. Death by Disco!!! Mwah hahahahahaha!
I didn’t come back to be put into the ground by this crazy ass bitch!
I do have high hopes for this number considering that Brandon and Janette killed their disco routine in season five.
Brandon and Janette Disco
Can this one live up to that one?
It’s one is a mixed bag for me. They definitely shake it like there’s no tomorrow, but there were some REALLY rough transitions in there that brought it down a bit for me. I don’t know why Doriana has to jam so manylifts into every routine. Personally, I think she might be trying to kill the dancers. Maybe she and Sir BitchyPants are working together.
They totally look guilty to me!
Nigel is thrilled that Doriana is here, but I think he’s hoping for a death as much as she is. He asks Brandon how it feels to be back and Brandon is thrilled to be here and also says that Tiffany is da bomb. Nigel says the energy and excitement was all there and he loved it.
Mary thinks they set the dance floor on fire. She says they were tremendous and it was just like a party. Benjamin totally agrees and thinks they make a great pair. He also thinks Tiffany’s face reads really well.
I kind of want to smoosh my face against your face but I think my wife would kill us both. Ca va?
Next up is Witney. She gets Nick Lazzarini for her partner.
I’m not gonna play around Gasmi. I LOVE Nick. For me, Danny is the best one that never won, but Nick also holds a special place in my heart. Besides being an AMAZING dancer, he is also funny as hell and an all around great guy. Nick is the guy you wish was your best friend because he is always so fun to be around. Can you tell that I’m happy to see him?
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