Poor Audrey. She just really can’t hang in there with Twitch. Her natural cuteness really works against her here. This is one of those times where the all-star pairing hurts more than helps because Twitch is so awesome at what he does. If this had been a partnered dance with another contestant, I think Audrey would have stood out much more.
Benjamin thinks that Audrey did very, very well but agrees with me that pairing her with Twitch was probably a little unfair. He wished she would have outdone him. He wanted a bit more form her.
Mary thinks it was comical and entertaining and Audrey made Mary watch her DESPITE being paired with Twitch.
Your outfit was so sparkly; I couldn’t stop staring at it!
Nigel agrees with Benjamin and would have liked to see more character form her, a la Helena Bonham Carter. He thought the dancing was terrific and that they’ll be seeing this routine on the finale because it was so great.
He talks about how great Twitch is doing and how super proud they are of him, and Twitch is his awesome gracious self and thanks Nigel and the show for the opportunities it’s given him.
Results time. We’re not wasting any time here and Cat quickly gets to the meat of the matter. The bottom four are: Witney, Audrey, Chehon, and George. What the fuck is wrong with America?!?!? I really don’t get why these four keep ending up in the bottom over and over and over again.
I guess I can’t complain too much because there are dancers that I like more, but it is really annoying to have Cyrus safe time and time and time again. He really needs to be in the bottom soon. Will too. And Lindsay.
Nigel asks the audience if they want to see solos from everyone, and just like they rehearsed, the audience responds in the affirmative. Even though they all already know who is going home.
Witney is up first.
She amps up the sexy hoping that if she gives Nigel a big enough boner that he’ll keep her around.
Now it’s Audrey’s turn.
Audrey takes a different tact, thinking that if her song tells the judges that she’s not going anywhere that’ll subliminally sway them toward a vote to keep her.
Chehon is up first for the guys.
The guy truly is a wonderful dancer. I think he keeps landing in the bottom because people don’t know how to spell his name. And by people I mean the teenie texting bopper constituents.
Last up, George.
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