There are a few lessons to be learned from a TWO DAY power outage, Gasmi. Like sometimes it’s a really good thing that you haven’t had time to go to the grocery store lately; empty fridge=less food to throw out. Or….let people give you shit for keeping your thermostat at 65 degrees all the time, it takes a hell of a lot longer for your house to reach unbearable hotness when it starts out colder to begin with!
In case you haven’t guessed, I lost power this weekend. Like ALL FUCKING WEEKEND. It was hot, my kid was cranky and bored, and I couldn’t finish my recap. Did I mention it was hot?
Yes, hotter than Hugh, so imagine THAT for a moment. I have never been so grateful for electricity in my entire life! So let’s put it to good use and get down to the show!
The time has come, Gasmi, for us to find out who this season’s top twenty dancers will be. Are you excited? Nervous? Sitting on the edge of your seat? Well, let’s get on with the show then!
What the fuck is Cat wearing?????
That dress looks like an art project from a camp for the blind. What the hell?????
Just like last season, we’re going to find out our top twenty a little bit at a time. They’ll reveal three or four dancers and then group them together in a dance that’s in their genre. I may not like a lot of the changes that Nigel has made over the years, but this one I happen to like A LOT!
Cat’s excited to be back and welcomes our guest judge Zooey Deschanel for this episode which is SOOOOOOOOfitting since she has no dance experience whatsoever. So, in the grand tradition of former guest judges, she’ll have nothing useful to say! Yipee!
Meat is bad.
Thanks Zooey. I can see you’re going to have a lot to add to the commentary tonight.
Cat gives Nigel a chance to talk about the changes that we’ll see this season. Two winners, a guy and a girl. Eh.
This change would have been nice oh…..about……SIX seasons ago!!
Yes, I’m still bitter. No, I won’t get over it. In fact, normally I’d go off on a tirade about Danny being robbed, but I think you all know VERY well how I feel about that subject. Right? So I’ll just say ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!! and leave it at that!
Since at least ¾ of the contestants are boundto be contemporary dancers, we’re going to find out the fate of a few of them first. We’re starting out the night with Alexa who got tons and tons of face time during Vegas week.
I’m sick of saving you so I’m gonna save you again!
You’re beautiful and I’m an asshole so I’ll yell at you about being beautiful!
Cry bitch cry!
I think we all know with that much face time, Alexa is not going anywhere except for straight into the top twenty. I’m not a big fan but it was obvious that she was getting in so it’s not like it’s a shocker or anything. We’ll have to see how she does once the competition starts up.
Next up is George Lawrence II. Cat reminds us that he was a powerhouse in his audition, and Debbie Allen told him he was born to dance. He’s in! Also making it in is Will Thomas who I don’t think we’ve even met before. Probably because we had to spend lots and lots of time waiting for Alexa to cry. Seems like time well spent, huh?
We’ve now got three dancers in the top twenty so it looks like it might be time to give out some bad news. Not making the cut is Megan Branch and Colin Fuller. I’d probably care more if we hadn’t spent so much time on other people (coughAlexacough).