You should hope we don’t see your dirty socks.
Jenelle and her new BFFs take Jace to a children’s museum. It looked more like and empty daycare to me, but what do I know. Maybe I’m a museum snob (except I hate museums). Her two friends decide to do a completely inappropriate puppet show for Jace. They re-enact hoodiegate and Jenelle screaming at her old roommate.
What’s a dislocataed shoulder between friends? DCF won’t mind.
Look Jace, that’s your mom, being a complete ass.
Give me my hoodie or I’ll huff and puff and get totally high.
The next day, Jenelle gets a call from Andrew, Jace’s possible father. He sounds normal until he says that he can’t say that he doesn’t still love Jenelle. I am going to send him Seasons 1 and 2 so that he will know that he def shouldn’t love her. Jenelle says she hasn’t seen him in over a year and she’s not sure if she should bring him back into Jace’s life. Too bad she didn’t think of that when she was with Keifer and that retarded kid from a few episodes back. I already forgot his name.
Run Andrew. And take your DNA with you.
Gigi comes over to hang out with Kailyn and Isaac. Isaac looks so darn cute in his hat and he finally learned Gigi’s name. Gigi asks about her date with Javi and Kailyn tells her that is was awkward but nice. Gigi wonders what’s different about Javi from Jordan or Slo-Jo. Well, he has pigment compared to Jordan… and he has drive compared to Slo-Jo. Kailyn doesn’t mind Isaac meeting Javi as a friend, but she doesn’t want to confuse him. Another idea for these ladies is that they can introduce anyone to their kids, they just don’t need to move in with them and have sleep-overs on the first date.
Boring scene. Cute hat. Nuff said.
Back in the back woods somewhere, Jeremy is making some burned pancakes and burned bacon. He puts them on a tray with some droopy tulips. This scene is so staged and confusing because Leah has her braces back on again, she’s fully made up (as she wakes up) and her hair is the texture of wild boar. He gives her a card that says “Will you marry me?”… Leah says yes and in her next breath she asks him when he wants to have more kids. He wants them soon… she wants them sooner. They discuss how great they are together because they talk about everything. Like IUD removal? They kiss, I burp. Whatevs.