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Really? He should have stuck to Eggos.
Don’t. Go. Up. Those. Stairs.
It’s nice to see Leah wakes up so natural looking.
Check yes or no.
His fingers look like toes.
Jenelle and her friend meet on the beach in their VS Pink sweat suits to talk about the fact that Andrew might not be Jace’s father. One night Jenelle and Andrew had a “physical altercation” so she went to her other friend’s boyfriend’s house and got drunk and they had sex. Next thing she knows, she’s pregnant. Apparently everyone involved knew that Andrew might not be Jace’s dad, but he signed the birth certificate anyway. Jenelle worries people will think she’s a whore. We do. But we think a lot of other things too.
I’m worried people will call me a slut.
Don’t be silly, they’re calling you a herion addict this week.
Chelsea is at her dad’s house and invites her friends over because she’s depressed that it’s Adam’s birthday and they’re not together. She coaches Aubree through a phone call with Adam and I love that Adam doesn’t even ask for Chelsea. Her friends think it’s a good sign that Adam isn’t out partying. Yeah, I’m sure he’s pining away for Chelsea too. Her friends seem so bored and would prefer to be anywhere in the world besides with Chelsea. Eventually Chelsea starts crying so hard that she has to go crawl into bed with Aubree and disturb her sleep. Did I mention Chelsea is wearing VS Pink sweats? They are bright yellow or lime green… my TV doesn’t recognize the color.
Hey daddy. Sorry to bother you. Mom is having another meltdown.
(Ask him if he misses me.)
Who are you people?
Good friends are so hard to buy.
The twins are having their party with Corey’s parents and they cut to Leah sitting on the cabin porch with a phone and for a minute I freak out that she’s calling Corey to tell him that she’s engaged. Fortunately she just called her midget mom. Mom says that if Leah is happy, she’s happy and that Leah’s 20 and she should do what she wants to do. Leah says she’s just glad that she’ll have a family atmosphere. She claims that she feels so bad that she’ll have to tell Corey, but we all know she can’t wait to tell him. She’s so sick. They pack up the car and head home and the car scene is so boring. They just can’t believe they are engaged. Leah, the world can’t believe you’re allowed to have more kids.