I’m bored too, Isaac.
Oh goody, we get to talk about Chelsea. She seems to be buying the same pink Jeep that Leah bought for Aubrey. Hooray for product placement. Her friend’s eye make up is disturbing. Actually, everything about these girls is disturbing. Chelsea is distracted by a leopard backpack. Shockingly Chelsea’s car is just as messy as her house and there’s not room for the box to fit in the trunk. And her car isn’t small. She appears to have three strollers and fifteen car seats. They are total idiots and can’t even put the seats down because she has too much junk in the back seats. Holy cow, what a cluster fk. They finally get it to fit and Chelsea says, “who needs men”. She doesn’t. She does need a housekeeper.
This is where math skills, or reading, or housekeeping skills would help.
Back with Jenelle, she has to tell Barb that she failed her drug test. Barb says Jenelle didn’t take it seriously. Jenelle immediately yells that she did take it seriously. Just not seriously enough to not smoke weed. Barb encourages her to stay home and do the right thing. Jenelle says she has been doing the right thing. Minus the smoking weed. Jace is sitting at the table with his head in a bucket. So am I. Jenelle is screaming to leave her alone and to get the fk away from her. Jace starts to smack her in the face. Good job, Jace. At this point they’re both screaming. They are insane. Someone needs to rescue Jace. Barb yells for Jenelle not to scream in Jace’s ear, and Jenelle just responds by telling Barb that she is “fking aggregating”. Jenelle continues to rant and curse and yell at her mom. I think I actually see Barb starting to cry. I never see her cry. Barb gets up and walks away.
Good idea, Jace.
And back to Leah, we are watching a clip of her moving day. Dr. Drew worries that she is biting off more than she can chew again. We know, Dr. Drew, you’re always on the ball. Loser. Leah’s Step-Gnome thinks that she might be moving too fast, but Leah is sure that she isn’t. She’s doing what’s best for the girls by moving in with Jeremy, after knowing him for two months. She’s wearing leopard print and feathers in her hair. My eyes are crossing. Her Step-Gnome seems to be the smartest man in her life. And that’s not saying much. Leah is completely delusional. She says she’s very happy because Jeremy puts her and the girls first. Step-Gnome says to do what’s best for her. Like she wouldn’t anyway. Step-Gnome picks Leah up and carries inside. Disturbing.
Gnomeo loves him some Leah.
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