I wonder if her hair smells as good as it looks.
Another snore-fest, we are watching video of Kailyn’s first day on the job. She’s at that little Thread boutique. We get to watch her go through training and it’s so boring. I have no idea how the store will ever stay in business. Kailyn is so nervous she can barely check out the one and only sale of the week. But it’s the perfect job for her. It’s quiet. No drama. Just like Kailyn.
We’re back to the time when Leah and Corey realized they wanted different things in life. Corey wanted a new truck, and Leah wanted a bigger house trailer. They both got what they wanted, plus a divorce. Great job guys. At the dealership we see that Corey has no negotiating skills. He even bought the undercarriage coating. Corey thinks that Leah will puke when she sees his new truck. She doesn’t puke, Corey, she leaves you. Corey thinks they will be fine. Oh you stupid, stupid man.
Can I pay extra for the warranty?
Now this is kind of fun (in a VERY demented way), we are watching Barb throw Mike out of her house. She does it the same way that she kicked Jenelle out. She puts all of his clothes in a garbage bag and throws the garbage bag out on the front porch. Barb is telling Jenelle and Jace how she bought itching powder to put into Mike’s underpants. She thinks it’s funny because Mike will think that he has crabs. And then his new girlfriend will think that she has crabs. And then Mike will think that the new girl gave him crabs and come running back to Barb. (Most likely with something worse than crabs.) Barb is so excited about her plan. Jenelle is clearly thinking about pot, but she thinks it’s a great idea too. Jace is on the phone, calling Mike.
So long, Mike!
Itching powder is always funny.
Just tell me if I can smoke it.
Leah, Corey, and Non-Goggles are out to eat. I forgot that they were still married at the beginning of the season. She does move quite fast. Non-Goggles is working her way through a pickle while Leah is working her way into one. I don’t see Goggles at the table. Goggles where are you? Corey thinks it’s great that they can have a meal together, even though they are going through divorce. Yes, you two are heroes.
Your momma is in a pickle.
I totally forgot about the promise ring. Thank you, Dr. Drew, for reminding me of this budding romance. We’re over at Chelsea’s dad’s house, and Chelsea and her friends are talking about how they think it went over when her dad found out that Adam gave her a promise ring. Chelsea thinks it went okay. Her redheaded friend is wearing tragic eye makeup once again. They all talk about the cycle that Chelsea and Adam go through, time and time again. Chelsea tells her friends, in her baby voice, that she loves them all.
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