Someone is using Bisquick as foundation.
Kailyn is meeting Slo Jo and Isaac at a park. Slo Jo is yawning and Isaac seems to be snoozing too. Kailyn says she wasn’t thrilled about seeing Vee at Slo Jo’s house. Slo Jo says it will get easier with time, Kailyn says that it won’t. Slo Jo reminds Kailyn that she started dating Jordan first. Ha, suck at Kailyn. Kailyn says that once Vee is in Slo Jo’s life for a year, then shall be happy to talk to her. But not before. (She has no problem with the enormity of her double-standard.) By the way, Kailyn is wearing feathers in her hair and some really hideous black jeans.
Dr. Drew explains to us that Jenelle has always worried that Andrew was not Jason’s father. We meet Jenelle and Allison talking about Andrew. Jenelle says it’s too stressful to deal with the fact that she is a whore. How do you think Jace feels? Jenelle says Barb is all for the paternity test so they can find out the truth. Jenelle continues to worry that everyone will think she’s a whore. Oh Jenelle, like we’ve said, we think much worse of you. A whore is the least of your worries. Dr. Drew tells us that it turns out that Andrew is, indeed, Jason’s father. And once I met Andrew on the final episode, I can see why this is not something to be celebrated.
Thanks for matching the building, Jenelle.
Leah, Corey, Goggles, and non-Goggles are all at a spa. The girls are getting their first haircut. I wonder what style looks best on a candy corn head? Non-Goggles is crying while she holds a lollipop as big as her head. I’m sure there won’t be pieces of hair stuck to that lollipop. Leah entertains her by sticking out her tongue. Her haircut looks ridiculous. Now it’s time for Goggles to get her haircut. Goggles is absolutely the cutest thing, ever. With her new haircut, she looks like a boy; but a cute boy. Thank God for the pink coat.
Sorry, Non-Goggles, you’re not cute.
Goggles, you rock the flannel.
Dr. Drew should be embarrassed to be the moderator of this show, but then again his track record isn’t that great. We shouldn’t be surprised that these girls keep getting pregnant, when you look at Celebrity Rehab and realize how many of those people have relapsed and/or died.
Next week there will be the sit-down interviews between Dr. Drew and the folks on the show. It looks to be entertaining. At least Jenelle isn’t in jail and gets to be there with Andrew.
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