I’ll have a steak, hold the lube.
How can I take this bitch seriously?
I’m pregnant! And so is the raccoon on my head!
At Chelsea’s house her dad stopped by to see how she’s doing. I guess Aubree is it Adam’s house. Chelsea is wearing full sweats while playing with her dog. Daddy Houskabucks is wearing a Pee-Wee Herman T-shirt. If I knew I was going on TV, I don’t think I would wear a Pee-wee Herman T-shirt. They both seem to have matching zits on the middle of their foreheads. They ramble on and on about whether she can pass the GED or not. I can’t listen to this anymore.
My third eye is bigger than your third eye.
Why do I have to notice these things?
Your t-shirt makes you relevant.
Jenelle, Barb, and Jace are on their way back to the testing center to get the results. The lady that works there prints out the results and tells them it’s 99.97% positive that Andrew is the father. Barb says she’s surprised because Jace looks so much like the other guy. (You mean the one you can’t locate?) Jenelle looks like she doesn’t give a shit. I wonder what the lady that works at the lab thinks of their conversation. But then again, she’s probably heard it all. As they’re walking out, Barb is carrying Jace as she tells Jenelle that Jace is going to have a screwed up life now.
Good news, Jace. Jenelle isn’t your mom.
Well, not only are you a whore. But you’re a whore with bad taste.
Kailyn is having a birthday party for Isaac. She invites Javi and a bunch of other friends to come over to make her feel loved. She interviews that she also invited Slo Jo, because she wanted to try to start getting along with him again. He doesn’t show up at the party for the beginning, so they carry on and start blowing out the candles. When Isaac blows out the candles, Kailyn starts to cry. She tells her friend that it’s because she is sad that Isaac is growing up so fast, and that he won’t need her soon. She is so desperate to have someone NOT leave her that it’s sad.
Happy Birthday, Isaac!
Leah is supposed to meet Corey to pick up the girls. She calls and asks if he can just come over to her house instead because she needs to talk to him. He asks if it is serious, and she says yes. He says he’s scared. He should be, but for totally different reasons. He gets to her house with the twins and they all go inside. Leah starts off by breaking the news that she and Jeremy have gotten engaged. Corey starts to cry, and I feel really bad for him. He clearly still has feelings for her. He asks her if the rumors are true that she’s pregnant. She says maybe. Then she writes on an Etch-a-Sketch type board the letter “Y”, saying that she is pregnant. He tries to remain strong during this conversation, but he’s obviously upset. Once again, Leah has that smug smile on her face, because she simply loves having people pine for her. I like her less and less each episode. And I like Goggles more and more. And mind you, she’s only 3 or 4 weeks pregnant… most people don’t even know they’re pregnant at that point, and she’s already told the world.
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