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God is scared too.
Trust me, Corey, you’re better off now.
I’m only smiling because I know you’re hurting.
This is the only love you need, Corey.
Barb and Jenelle are getting ready for a video chat with Andrew to give him the results of the DNA test. Andrew is such a sleazy looking scumbag that I actually feel bad for Barb right now. They give him the news and he says he’s shaking and he can’t believe it’s true. He was positive that he wasn’t the father. He says that Barb has been doing a great job for the last two years, even though he hasn’t spoken to her or seen Jace. His plans are to get his act together, and then become a part of Jason’s life. I think he wants to be a part of MTV’s money. Barb is actually very nice to him, and tells Jenelle that he seems like he’s doing okay. I think he looks completely strung out. He says “100% for a fact” he’s got to be in Jace’s life. I bet as soon as those MTV cameras stop filming, he won’t be a part of anyone’s life.
This is why the “Morning After Pill” was created.
Plan B, Jenelle… Plan B.
Leah is back meeting with her same friend again at a different restaurant. She wants to tell her friend about how the conversation went with Corey and how she managed to hurt him one more time. It really makes me sick to even talk about the scene, because I can tell that Leah enjoys this too much. She’s really twisted. She tells her friend that maybe she shouldn’t have gotten pregnant because she has feelings for Corey.
Ain’t it cute how I get whatever I want?
Chelsea got the results of her GED test and is heading with Aubree over to her dad’s house to look at the results. I’m assuming it’s because she can’t read. They have Aubree open the envelope since she’s the smartest of the three. With much fanfare, we find out that Chelsea has, indeed, finished high school, before she was 20. She is a genius. Her father is proud of her, and oddly I feel excited for her too. But I think it’s because they’ve made this GED test sound like the most difficult test in the world. When, in fact, it can be all that hard.
What does it say, Aubree? Mommy doesn’t understand.