Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I will get snarkier as I get caught up and can give each scene its fair share of sarcasm. There is so much going on, but I’m just rushing through these first few episodes. Finally, I read a lot of the gossip sites and know that what’s going on NOW in the current episodes is not what is going on NOW in their real lives… but it’s too hard to go back and forth, so I’ll stick with the episodes and we can discuss the “present” in the comments… because none of these girls are dating the same people or in the same jail as they were when this was filmed. Okay, that said… here we go.
This week, Jenelle continues to win over the hearts of all her fans.
Kailyn continues to break our hearts.
Chelsea continues to remain delusional.
And Leah finds another way to blame Corey for her cheating.
We start with Leah and her new front porch. She has received an email from her attorney explaining that she and Corey have a settlement meeting coming up to finalize their divorce. She doesn’t know what that is, so she calls her mom who tells her it’s like mediation. (If she doesn’t get settlement, I doubt mediation is gonna clear it up for her.) Anyway, Leah just can’t believe it’s come to this.
Someone got a new porch.
I think mommy’s the one with the syndrome.
Kailyn’s old high school friend is home from college and they get together to catch up. She tells her friend about how she cheated on Jordan to get back with Jo and how that didn’t work out so well for her. She said that she’s really lonely and that she hasn’t spoken to her mom in over 5 months. Her mom is such an asshole. She had moments of kindness is past seasons, but overall, she’s simply awful. Is she an addict? Or just selfish? Anyway, Kailyn tries to call her and leaves a voicemail for her to call her back.
Isaac clearing is picking up his work habits from his mom, not from Jo.
Over at Casa da Chelsea (read, Randy), it’s the day before Chelsea turns 20 years old and she acts like a 5 year old who thinks a birthday means she’s a princess… for a week. Chelsea’s hair is looking more like a horse’s ass than her face. And once again, she hasn’t found the time to run a brush through Aubree’s hair. I’m sorry, that kid is not that cute… a bow might help… or a hat… or a plastic bag… whatevs.
Chelsea is excited when Adam arrives with a gift in hand. Since she won’t be seeing him tomorrow on her birthday, she wants her gift now. (Oh, btw, she does see him on her birthday). Anyway, he gives her a ring. She practically wets herself and asks what it means, and he says it’s a promise ring. He promises to remain a douchebag and cheat on her constantly. Chelsea is sold. Aubree starts screaming. And somewhere far, far away, Randy feels a sharp pain in his chest.