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“So far this has been a pretty good birthday. You’re back with Adam and you quit your job, anything else?” Randy needs to get a job with Hallmark Cards.
Hey mom, are you sure I shouldn’t have combed my hair or slipped on shoes for your party?
No, Aubree… I have to get my eyeliner just right.
Haha, the decor in the cabinet make him look like a moose.
No, it’s pathetic!
Jenelle drives to a park where her mom is playing with Jace. She refuses to get out of the car or barely roll down her window, so Barbara has to shriek through a two inch opening, while Jace plays with the man with the white van on the other side of the park.
Jenelle whines that she’s freaking out that she has no support and is so lonely and she just needs weed. If she had weed she’d be happy. Her mom mentions that she shouldn’t be able to get weed, since she doesn’t have any money and this is when Jenelle’s meltdown starts for tonight’s show. Barbara asks if they taught her coping skills in rehab (like walking on the beach) and Jenelle sounds like she’s about to kill someone telling her to shut up.
As another aside, when I get depressed or overwhelmed, my mom always tells me to talk a bath. But at least now I can point out how well that worked for Whitney Houston… so she tells me to take a walk. Which we both know won’t happen. But I don’t smoke weed either. I’m more of a Xanax-type girl.
Jenelle peals out of the park, almost hits her mom, and as she drives through someone’s yard, she sweetly tells her mom to “fk off”. (And we wonder why Barbara doesn’t bail her out next week…)
Even Ed Hardy doesn’t have Ed Hardy sht in his cars.
Later mom. Screw you. And raise my son, dammit.
AND THANKS FOR THE NEW CAR!
Yes, Jenelle, you are a complete fk up.
One more episode and I’ll be caught up…
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