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Wednesday, February 13, 2013
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It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up their lives enough on their own, now they have Dr. Drew around to give them even more stupid advice.
Hey Dr. Douche, How’s that Celeb Rehab show working out?
We quickly start in a montage of this past season. I’m not going to recap those, because I already did and I can’t stomach having to do it again. I’m probably missing many of the random nuances of the show, but I’d rather discuss them in the comments. This episode was just so depressing that I am having trouble even using sarcasm to mask my disgust.
Looks like someone’s raccoon caught a bird.
How’s beauty school? Your hair looks FANTASTIC.
Your looks are fading. Fast.
Hello Moonpie.
First to the chopping block we have Chelsea. She and Dr. Drew dap over her finally finishing her GED. She tells Dr. Drew that she only went to counseling the one time because she knew everything that they had to say. Adam comes out and looks pasty white compared to his orange-faced baby mamma. They quickly admit to having had sex as recently as a week ago and they didn’t use protection. Dr. Drew quickly glosses over that because it’s more important to talk about the promise ring that Adam gave her. Adam says he’s not ready to move in, settle down and get married. Chelsea can’t even get through a sentence about her feelings towards Adam without crying. She is completely addicted to him. It’s sad and sick. Especially because he’s such a total loser.
Daddy Houskabucks comes out and says he never was supportive of Chelsea’s relationship with Adam because Adam took all of Chelsea’s money to fix up his truck. It was about $2,000. Daddy H says that Adam always threatened to leave Chelsea if she didn’t buy him things. Adam says he never did that. Dr. Drew asks Chelsea and she won’t respond. She just sits there and seems to be mentally willing Adam to propose to her.
Daddy H mentions that Adam doesn’t really have living expenses because he lives at home. And apparently he actually has a job and works hard… but Adam says he does have living expenses. His truck, car, 4-wheeler, bike, child support, etc. He even claims to have “extra money” set aside for Aubree. I call bullshit. I think he means he has $20 in his pocket.
Adam says he wants to move past this and that things are getting better and they are co-parenting. He tells Chelsea that he would be happy if she found another man. (Is that why you slept with her last week?) Daddy H says he just wants Chelsea to have a great life. Chelsea just sits there like an abused woman terrified she’s about one comment away from a beat down.
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So, not only does Leah’s hair look awful, someone actually MADE extensions the exact same shade of awful and glued them to her head? Eeek.
With the goofy hair, braces, and dipshit look on her face, Leah is actually regressing into early adolesence. Weird.
When Adam waxed poetic about his “living expenses” (aka, extraneous toys) and then exasperatedly said “Yeah, I don’t pay rent, I’m SORRY I live at home; lots of people my age do,” I wept a little for my generation. Granted these kids are about 7-8 years younger than me, but close enough, and it’s TRUE. I have many people with the same mentality that I’m sad to call my friends. LIVING ON YOUR OWN AND LEARNING TO PAY YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD IS PART OF BEING AN ADULT.
Chelsea: Ugh. She is so dumb. I feel like she is the kind of person who falls in love and marries a serial killer. Why would her father even leave $2,000 in her account? Give Aubrey the atm card. Can she please bathe Aubrey and brush her hair? She is so cute, but always a hot mess. I still hate her because of Frankie too. Dr. Drew should have brought that up. You can’t even be responsible enough to keep a dog alive, but you continue to have unprotected sex? The GED debacle is embarrassing. I think in her 16 & pregnant episode, she only had six weeks of school left after the baby. She went for two, then quit. Four weeks of school or three years for a GED? Her mom probably could have just worn one of her fancy Nancy headbands and pretended to be Chelsea for 4 weeks.
Leah: I used to like her. I was pulling for her marriage. Now I want to slap her; then fix her hair. Dr. Drew should have addressed with her that high chairs are not babysitters and toddlers should not be frequently left unattended in them. If I was her fiancé, I would be out. Crazy boy. I do feel bad for Corey. He is caught under the crazy Leah spell. I really need to know what is wrong with Goggles; like a diagnosis. Leah should know before she starts dropping babies everywhere.
Janelle: Andrew was creepy. He looks physically ill; more then just a drug addict. Filming must have caught her in the eye of the storm.
Oatmeal: Her name escapes me. Can she not see the hypocrisy in not wanting Jo’s girlfriend to be around Isaac when she is one her 2nd serious boyfriend? I’ll give it to her though–she busts her ass and is actually making progress towards a decent future. I’m almost positive all of her friends but Mark are paid. It seems like we meet a new actress every other episode.
“Aubree is gonna lend Jace $2,000 tomorrow. Then she’s never letting him go.” hahahahahahahaha! did you catch aubree asking for barbara? she’s obviously way smarter than her mom! all of these girls just looked so pathetic, but (as much as i hate him) i LOVED dr drew pointing out how warped leah is. bitch was crying within 30 seconds of sitting down with him and i don’t think it was because of hormones. i think she was embarrassed because he made her look like such an ass. it was so awesome!
I feel like not enough time was spent discussing Adam threatening to break up with Chelsea if she doesn’t buy him a four wheeler (which she obviously did) and making her give him 2,000. That is sick, and twisted, way more than Leah. Why does Randy allow her to live on her own and her her own bank account as if she can function on a normal level? She is addicted to him to a dangerous extent. And Aubrey kissing Jace is cute I guess, but I don’t think it’s a good idea to encourage her to do that stuff when she’s only 3 years old? She’s already probably going to have a fucked idea of what relationships should be like from her parents. The biggest tragedy of Chelsea’s destructive behavior is that she’s modeling it all for her daughter to see.
Dr. Drew is an asshole, all he does is shame the girls and focus on trivial things.
I’m just going to say it Chelsea seems like the type of person to marry a man that beats her and the kids. She’s the kind of mom who’s husband molests the kids for years and then when the kids finally tell she acts “surprised” and more hurt than the kids. She’s as dumb as a box of rocks. She likes Aubree like she does a puppy…and we all know how that turns out.
Leah: White trash. Anything else? Oh…Goggles is too cute! Those glasses and dark curly hair are adorable!!
Janelle: Just don’t have any more kids. Jace–see you on Beyond Scared Straight in about 12-13 years. Shame you’re a cute kid but you’re going to have SO MANY abandonment issues due to mommy and daddy
PLEASE prove me wrong Barb!! Move away and leave Janelle!!
Kaitlyn: I like her. She’s come a long way all alone. No mom, no family. She has a job, she’s in school. I see her little boy (name? lol) growing up healthy and happy.
Chelsea looked like the worst kind of smirky faced moron sitting there in silence when Dr. Douche asked her if she gave the money to Assdam. She was no doubt afraid it might blow her chance of hooking up again with him next week when she’s ovulating. After all, all she wants is for them “to be a family” (in grating baby voice coming from an oompa loompa with a mop on its head wearing enormous sweats and winter parka). Can’t any of these idiots figure out that you can still have a family even if you’re not with the future Butch Baltierra who knocked you up when you were 16? Kail was obviously still hoping to get back with Jo, at least at the time this was filmed last year. Sorry Kail, but do you really think he’s going to stop tapping that whore Vee who will do anything for a chance at a second or two on the show for a bowl of oatmeal? He is a rapper after all. It’s hard to even make fun of Jenelle, it’s just so tragic what is happening to Jace. I really do fear for Jace’s future, as well as anyone else around him, in about ten years time. It sure was great to hear how well Jenelle’s sobriety was going when we know she went straight to heroin after that. The Andrew guy makes my skin crawl, what the hell was he wearing? And how old is he? He looks to be in his 30s, but drugs will do that. He looked like he was on a 5-day meth bender. Loved the logic of “I’m definitely going to be a part of Jace’s life, just not anywhere near the state where Jace lives.” And Leah, sigh… too disgusted to even know where to start. So you’re ready for another baby, huh? Like how you were ready to start nursing school to be able to support your girls and make them proud? Better yet, just get knocked up again before Goggles can even walk. Not that I’m the least bit surprised, but I find her even more despicable after reading an interview with one of the show’s ex-camera guys who said that, although all the moms where filthy slobs, Leah was the absolute worst and let her twins mouth up crushed cheese puffs off her filthy carpet. But how could we expect her to clean, clothe or properly feed her children when she’s busy all day getting a fake tan, fake nails and a raccoon-to-head transplantation.
Why is Jeremy so intent on staying with Leah? What was his reasoning for friending her in the first place and wanting to marry her and get her pregnant while she’s in this messy situation? MTV’s money? I thought he had money. It’s a little weird.
Did anyone realize when Dr Drew asked Randy dont you think you should thank Adam for helping taking care of Aubree. Uhmmmm. Wtf. Why should he? That’s Adam child. Maybe Adam should thank Randy. Dr drew worst interviewer ever. Ridiculous questions. Smh
First let me say, I love the disgusted and exasperated tone of this whole recap. Totally appropriate and still hilarious.
I forgot Chelsea had hooked up with Adam recently! and without protection! God this girl, this girl *rubs temples*. I want to say she’s brain dead but honestly feel like that’s an insult to people in comas everywhere. Her shrugging it off as a random hook up made me want to donkey punch her.
Janelle and Kail came off the best in this reunion but sadly most of us know how Janelle ends up. I’m really starting to think that she can keep it together if she stays medicated. Leah and Chelsea are just well funded idiots with no desire to do better
ashley24, you nailed it about Chelsea. She is totally the type to subconsciously look the other way if her man was beating/molesting her kids just so he wouldn’t leave her. You have to fear for Aubree once mom finally finds that too-good-to-be-true guy who’s always willing to babysit while she’s at the tanning salon. And about the dog, Frankie, who her negligence got killed, wasn’t it sickening to see that she got an IDENTICAL French bull dog the next week? I’m surprised she didn’t just call it Frankie again. I know she says on the show that her “mom got her it” to make her feel better but she no doubt had input into getting the dog. Probably called up the same puppy mill purveyor who sold her the first one to send her a replacment. Who replaces their mauled-to-death puppy with an imposter within days and feels whole again? (once your dad rents you a new, bigger house, of course).
Lopezgirl –
ITA. I can’t believe Dr. Drew has never seen Chris Rock.
Dear Leah, do you not own any clothes for those two little girls? I swear every time they are on screen except when they are swapping off in mommy and daddy’s cars (ahem, make that a truck for daddy) they are wearing diapers. And yep, sitting in the high chair covered with something that looks like canned sketti-os. And OH mg, Chels, time to shave that head ala Brittney, just start fresh, while we’re at it Leah you need to do the same. Jeremy, run, run like the wind. I love Kailin, she can’t help she has a moonpie face, she’s cute with her dimples and has NO parental support and is a good mom. The best of all the rest of these losers and I didn’t even get to Janelle, she’s in a league all her own. That whole Ke$ha debacle, where she stated to her attorney that \Ke$sha is my life!\ can we just lock her up and throw away the key? Thank God for Barbara. Jace is adorable, easily the cutest of all the little ones! Ok, that’s about it for now, Love Pammy
it was funny when Aubree asked where Barbara was, LOL. Leah must have some damn fine pussy. I just cant picture Jeanelle with andrew, he is so greasy looking. I know firsthand that no one in NC gives a shit about back child support. Come to NC all you want to Andrew!
funny recap! Ugggg – I can’t stand Dr. Drew! MTV, get someone else!!!!
one thing i noticed in last week’s finale was a picture hanging on Chelsea’s wall. i THINK it’s a Kate Spade thing, as that’s the only time i see it, but they are prints that say “Don’t Worry, Carry On”… or “don’t worry, shop on”.
Cheslea’s said “Don’t Worry, Drink Wine”… which is a great motto… BUT SHE’S 19… you’d think mtv would at least pretend to frown on underage drinking.
also, dr. douche is not better than the parents/grandparents in the show… bc he even dismissed chelsea’s no protection and leah’s miscarriage with the attitude that “you’re an adult you can do what you want”. He should have FREAKED out that Chelsea had unprotected sex. I trust that Kailyn is protecting herself. But the rest of them aren’t… and the fact that he doesn’t really pound it into their brains that they are making huge mistakes is disgusting.
And Jenelle… i have always found her pretty. and she posts pretty pics of herself on Twitter… but she looked rough on this Check-Up… and bc she was so calm i felt that she might be self-medicating a little bit… or maybe it’s the bipolar meds… but she seemed detached.
@judgy – i totally agree. i understand that there are times where circumstances force you to move home… at any age… times can get tough… but if he can pay for a car, truck, 4 wheeler and a bike… plus all the insurance, then he’s not living there bc the economy is bad… he’s doing it bc he’s lazy and greedy. i blame his parents to some extent.
@amandalee – the dog thing shouldn’t have been glossed over. i think alot of people had more questions. we heard that it was the first dog attack. and not putting your dogs on a VS Pink leash (they sell them) was another bad decisions for Chelsea.
I really commend Kailyn, oatmeal coloring aside she seems like she’s got her ish together, working hard, not being a slore, not doing drugs, etc. Good for her.
@ase – you’re probably right. no hormones… just pathetic tears.
@sarah – i think randy is under the delusion that Chelsea will figure it out and start making good choices. HA… and Chelsea will prob be the type of girlfriend that ALWAYS tries to buy love from her boyfriends.
i agree on the Aubree kissing thing… yes, it’s cute… but it’s not a good “teaching” moment. maybe they should work more on the “no biting” and less on the “yes kissing”.
@ashley – 100%. Scared Straight is PERFECT example. you’re spot on.
@KZDZ – you totally reminded me what i thought at one point… twins kids, divorce, and one kid with “goggles” and yet you think you can handle more kids. i would much rather go to school than to raise another hick. at least the education will pay off… the kid won’t until she can dance on a pole.
Chelsea: Girl get your head out of the peroxide bottle. Adam telling you that he’d be happy if you found another man is his way of saying he does not want to be with you. Sure he’ll come over for some booty when no one else is dumb enough to give it up, but that’s all you’re good for to him. Consolation booty and an ego boost. Please stop letting him sump on you. Think of the example you are setting for your daughter.
I was happily surprised that she actually owns a pair of pants that aren’t sweat pants.
Jenelle: Who knew Barb would be the sanest one of this group. Poor Jace. Let’s hope that Jenelle ends up in jail so at least there will be a real reason why she’s not spending time with her son.
Kailyn: She is still my favorite of them all. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had hooked up with SloJo because she so desperately wants a family, not just for Isaac, but for herself as well. Slo Jo is an ass for taking advantage of that, but there are times when I think he genuinely cares for Kailyn, if for nothing else than she’s Isaac’s mother.
Leah: Sweet Cheesus on a cracker! There is just too much stupid going on for my head to handle. Corey-Admit you only want Leah when she doesn’t want you. It’s ok. Some guys are like that. Hopefully your balls will descend and you grow out of that behavior. Leah- I get it, you want to be wanted because deep down you know w/out the raccoon hair, shellacked make-up, etc….you’re really just a human troll doll. Jeremy-Does it hurt to be that dumb?
@sarah – all GREAT points… Dr. Douche should contact us for questions.
@lopez – totally agree… adam was no where in site when they were broken up and chelsea said that aubree would ask for him… so besides “paying child support” he seems to have provided v little to her.
@lauren – ’nuff said. you see what i see.
@waygand – keep your kid off the pole.
@yeknom – (it took me forever to spell monkey backwards. Chelsea won’t move on unless she finds a better man. Jenelle is safe bc she has her mom.And even though Leah and her step_gnome dad get on well, she still has issues and wants all men to love her.
@pammy – i don’t thin she needs to shave off her hair… i think she just needs to pull the extensions out… there is nothing real about her hair.
RUMOR Alert – For the Love of God please tell me it is not true! Chelsea Houska might going Dancing with the Stars!! I guess Adam’s love need additional compensation?
3 out the 4 Teen Mom’s have had uprotected sex leading to 2 pregnancies (Keep tryin Chels) – wonder why Dr. Drew and MTV didn’t dwell on that stat?
Casting for Teen Mom 17 is underway – Candy Corn and Aubree dropped off their apps while they were in town filming. I was SO creeped out when they kept forcing Aubree to kiss Jace – kiddie porn and this is how we fucking got here in the first place.
Had Jeremy just had an operation (lobotomy?) as he looked like he was still pulling out from the anesthesia. I’ve seen stupid many many times in my life but wow that face/facial expressions (or lack thereof) takes the prize.
@rebecca – i love that the kid wanted Barbara… she might need meds… but at east she takes the,
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Poor little Isaac is growing up to look exactly like his Furious DuckFace father. Seriously, SloJo is one pissed-off looking bird man, and that’s his normal expression.
I can understand why you couldn’t do much more in the recap, Madelyne. This show…ugh. I weep for the future.
Everyone always seems shellshocked and heavily sedated on these reunions.
Dr Douche should be tarred and feathered.
Howard Stern should really be doing these reunions.
I think Isaac is so cute! I guess the cheese stands alone.
Chelsea….having sex with Adam whenever he feels like it …without protection….is NOT going to get him to come back to you when you get pregnant again so that’s probably not a good thing…if Aubree didn’t get him to stick around….your second “oops” won’t…so stop being such a dumbass and get on the pill or something. When I heard that I wanted to punch her thru my television.
@considerthis: If Chelsea does dancing with the stars I will never watch that show again and might actually write my first letter to a network LOL
Leah’s finace (Jeremy?) looks kind of like Lance Bass. If the gasmi drew this parallel forgive me. I think all he girls are lost causes. Though I do really like Kail (sp?) I hope she doesn’t smother Isaac and drive him away when he’s older. I hope she stay balanced and lives a little. Poor thing needs to go through a rebellious teenager stage.
Randy already made the mistake of trying to stop Chelsea from seeing Adam. Of course she wants to rebel and do the opposite. He probably thought at some point Chelsea would wake up but she never does. That has to be disheartening as a parent. I have no problem with him spoiling her because that’s kind of what parents do. Some turn out to be successful ie myself, and some turn out to be like Chelsea. Randy got the short end of the stick with that girl.
Adam is Chelsea’s dating antichrist…hopefully some day she gets away…
I am thinking that Jeremy must be slow because there’s no way he’s ok with all of this. No really like has a disorder because there’s very few people that are actually that stupid.
I have the under on 18 months of their marriage.
Yeah…I have to agree with y’all. What is wrong with Jeremy? Why is he with Leah…when all she wants is a man to take care of her and more babies? Without teen mom she’d be on WIC, food stamps and Goggles would be getting state funded health care.
I give the marriage less than 18 months too. By then Jeremy will have realized that Leah is useless…he’ll leave her like Cory did. 3 babies, 1 with special physical needs and no husband. All at 21-22 years old. Sorry but, LOL at her!!
hahaha @Mick — “pissed off looking bird man” — you nailed it exactly!
my new nickname for Dr. Drew — Dr. Drouche
@Mick – I loved \pissed off looking bird man\, too! I’ve been trying to come up with the words to describe him and you did it.
When Leah was talking about \I’m mature, I don’t act like a dumb kid that drops out of school for no good reason, I hook up with people I meet on Facebook without checking with Catfish Nev first\ – all I thought about were those kids on Maury that are all \I don’t care what you say! I’m 13 and I’m ready to have a baby! It isn’t so hard!\ and then Maury brings on Drill Sgt Big Scary Man to take them to rebellious brat boot camp and make them take care of a sack of flour or something.
Leah, honey, the mere fact you have to try to convince Dr. Douche that you are mature enough to have another kid is the proof that you aren’t. Too bad you didn’t figure that out.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who is kind of grossed out by people telling little kids to kiss each other. A lot of people think it’s “cute”, but I don’t get it. It’s weird.
I’m starting to think Jeremy is even more of an idiot than Leah at this point. She point blank tells him that she would leave him and go back to Corey if Corey asked her to. And that didn’t even seem to phase Jeremy!
I can’t even comment on Chelsea. She just makes me mad. Let’s just say that, as someone who came from a very dysfunctional family, sometimes kids are better off to be from a broken family rather than a toxic one where the parents are together.
@rebecca pressley – I can’t picture Andrew and Jenelle together either. He kind of pings my gaydar sometimes too. And I really think Jace looks like him some. I don’t know why they were so shocked that he was the father, unless the other guy looks pretty similar.
@chicken lips…I need to start watching Maury again. That took me down memory lane.
But you forgot one line that they ALWAYS say. “You don’t know me…you don’t know me”
I LOATHE Dr. Drew!!! He is THE WORST!!!!
I predict that Leah and Jeremy will divorce, she will get back with Corey and then they will subsequently break up again. All with in the next 3 years.
Bitch is crazy, but I felt so bad for Leah, because miscarrying is a painful thing. It must have hit her especially hard, given her general emotional instability + her obsession with helping to further overpopulate the Earth. And this pompous dickhead Dr. Drew, putting on his fake concerned voice while pretty much saying that it’s all her fault because if she just kept her legs closed, she wouldn’t have had a fetus to miscarry and none of this would have happened. God, I hate him.
And I know Leah deserves to be berated and that her thinking is all kinds of screwed up and she needs serious help.
But Dr. Drew was out of line, the way he always is.
Such a fucking asshole…I can’t believe he’s still allowed anywhere near these girls.
Because he has SUCH a track record of successfully helping people defeat their demons…his past patients would testify to that, but they’re all fucking dead of substance abuse. WHOOPS.
When Chelsea does bring a child molester or another abusive man (because Adam is definitely abusive but he’s too scrawny to knock her down) into their house, I hope Papa Randy knows to take Aubree. I don’t give a fuck if Chelsea gets beat down because she served peas for dinner without removing every individual skin from them first, but Aubree doesn’t deserve that.
I was also irritated by how bereft of Ali this stupid show was. If there’s not gonna be Ali, they need to put a warning at the start, so I can know not to waste my time. I’m not here for these other kids…Aubree is filthy and makes me sad because she’s a smart kid with a stupid mother, and you just know there isn’t gonna be a Miss Honey to come save her. Isaac is just as boringly acceptable as his mom. I look at Jace and I see his future and it breaks my heart. Aleeah looks like Gollum.
Ali is the only reason. Without her, I have no business here.
I agree Kailyn is by far the most stable and together but as someone else stated above, taking issue with Jo’s girlfriend while you’re on your second serious relationship that Isaac has been exposed to seems a bit hypocritical. What’s best for Isaac is a stable and adult interaction between the “adults” in his life. Her refusal to accept Jo’s girlfriend or even meet her when she clearly is someone who spends a lot of time with her son is shortsighted, immature and frankly disappointing. Again, she’s still miles ahead of the rest of the moms…
I haven’t watched this episode yet, but I am lmfao over “pissed-off looking bird man”. That IS SloJo. Furious DuckFace is pretty fitting, too. Oh man, that’s good stuff.
*faze, not phase on my above post. I was really tired last night.
chaosbutterfly — Miss Honey!!!! — I GOT that reference!!! (usually they sail right over my head). I will now spend the rest of the day basking in the glow of self-satisfaction.
I do have to point out my observation that Dr. Drew really cant win. If he doesn’t say anything he’s being a pushover and if he does he’s apparently being too harsh.
You can’t judge a mental health professional by deaths that came subsequently. Some people are beyond help, and half of the ones on Celebrity Rehab were just looking for a paycheck. Think what you want about Dr. Drew, but the patient needs to take recovery seriously for it to be a success. It’s a two-way street.
He needs to learn how to say the right things to the right people at the right times.
It is way too harsh to lecture a teen who just miscarried about not getting pregnant. It’s something that she absolutely needed to hear, but I thought the way he was saying it was damaging and cruel.
He painted it as “Well, the miscarriage happened because you got pregnant way too soon. Next time, keep that flytrap shut girlfriend.” All that does is make her feel bad, and she’s so busy crying and being upset, that the real message is lost. Clearly, it was lost because she just popped out another kid.
He would have been better off focusing on exactly what it means to take a relationship slow and easy, because I don’t think Leah understands that concept. And instead of recommending therapy for her and Corey, he needed to recommend that she get therapy for herself so she can defeat her need for insta-family, and I didn’t hear him say that.
My thoughts on Celebrity Rehab and Dr. Drew’s culpability are too much. He offered these very sick people money to come to rehab so he could film it and get paid. If he really cared, he could have done like…Celebrity Intervention. That way, everyone still gets paid but the addicts have a better chance at getting better, since the rehab process itself is not motivated by money. But that show is a sham and a lie and just a way for Dr. Drew to stroke his bloated ego and exercise his narcissistic God complex. The well-being of his patients is entirely secondary to him looking like the greatest addiction doctor to ever live.
That’s probably why he’s never hard on Jenelle in these things even though she is the biggest screwup there….he and she are the same.
He can win by being a decent person, and since he can’t manage that, well then no, I guess he can’t win.
@Dizzle: ”she seems like she’s got her ish together”
I adore that substitution! Is it your own creation? Do you charge a royalty if I use it myself?
I’ve tried to break myself of crying out the s-word for years. Unhappily, it seems to be my automatic response when a glass bottle shatters on the floor, I hammer my thumb….you get the idea. There’s something very satisfying about the shh sound then. “Ish” sounds like it could be just the replacement I need.
Meh, I don’t agree, but that’s what makes the world go ’round.
I think Dr. Douche is way too easy on them. MTV’s supposed purpose of the show is to impress on teens that teen pregnancy is preventable, yet 75% of the show’s participants are not practicing safe sex and some of them are actively trying to get pregnant, whether they admit it (Leah) or not (Chelsea/Jenelle). They deserve to take some heat. They’re adults now and they’re getting paid a sh*t load of money to do the show, so he should be calling them out on their (idiotic) actions.
Oh, and I thought it was gross how they made Jace and Aubree kiss, if only from a basic hygiene standpoint. Now poor Aubree probably has the oral herpes that poor Jace got from his skank of a mom. What goes around…
“ish” has been around a long, long time as a substitution.
Janelle looking so fuckin hot on the show. Take that all you haterz. Barb’s meds have really mellowed her out. Andrew is an ass and the MTV $ is the only reason he came round.
@Madelyne27 You might not be rich and famous yet. But your fans aren’t going to let you or anybody else call you a “low level writer.”
@mick I can’t quit laughing at FuriousDuckFace. What’s weird is how opposite the same features can look on 2 people’s faces. SloJo looks so much like his mom. But Janet’s just beautiful.
Dr Drouche needs to get defrocked. And set to a career of entry level data entry work. With the ugliest clothes from the walmart on. Plus mturk on weekends. In a studio apt that just gets fishing shows.
Every 1 of those check up reunions get me more convinced that he deserves the vocabulary word of misogynist.
I’m still face desking from that time he said Kailyn stole SloJo’s childhood.