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It’s time for the Teen Mom 2 cast to check in with Dr. Drew. As if they weren’t screwing up their lives enough on their own, now they have Dr. Drew around to give them even more stupid advice.
Hey Dr. Douche, How’s that Celeb Rehab show working out?
We quickly start in a montage of this past season. I’m not going to recap those, because I already did and I can’t stomach having to do it again. I’m probably missing many of the random nuances of the show, but I’d rather discuss them in the comments. This episode was just so depressing that I am having trouble even using sarcasm to mask my disgust.
Looks like someone’s raccoon caught a bird.
How’s beauty school? Your hair looks FANTASTIC.
Your looks are fading. Fast.
First to the chopping block we have Chelsea. She and Dr. Drew dap over her finally finishing her GED. She tells Dr. Drew that she only went to counseling the one time because she knew everything that they had to say. Adam comes out and looks pasty white compared to his orange-faced baby mamma. They quickly admit to having had sex as recently as a week ago and they didn’t use protection. Dr. Drew quickly glosses over that because it’s more important to talk about the promise ring that Adam gave her. Adam says he’s not ready to move in, settle down and get married. Chelsea can’t even get through a sentence about her feelings towards Adam without crying. She is completely addicted to him. It’s sad and sick. Especially because he’s such a total loser.
Daddy Houskabucks comes out and says he never was supportive of Chelsea’s relationship with Adam because Adam took all of Chelsea’s money to fix up his truck. It was about $2,000. Daddy H says that Adam always threatened to leave Chelsea if she didn’t buy him things. Adam says he never did that. Dr. Drew asks Chelsea and she won’t respond. She just sits there and seems to be mentally willing Adam to propose to her.
Daddy H mentions that Adam doesn’t really have living expenses because he lives at home. And apparently he actually has a job and works hard… but Adam says he does have living expenses. His truck, car, 4-wheeler, bike, child support, etc. He even claims to have “extra money” set aside for Aubree. I call bullshit. I think he means he has $20 in his pocket.
Adam says he wants to move past this and that things are getting better and they are co-parenting. He tells Chelsea that he would be happy if she found another man. (Is that why you slept with her last week?) Daddy H says he just wants Chelsea to have a great life. Chelsea just sits there like an abused woman terrified she’s about one comment away from a beat down.