Who’s on first? What’s on second? I don’t know. Third base.
But these ladies have all gone a lot further than third base. On first in Kailyn, and I will say that her story line is a total snooze-fest. It’s painful to watch her interact with a random Megan to talk about seeing Slo Jo for the first time since “the fight” and that she wants to do the counseling, but she’s not going to respect the fact that Slo Jo has Vee over on the one day he has Isaac. She launches into a boring diatribe and claims she’s getting “so mad” all the while she seems completely pathetic. They hand off Isaac and she tells Slo Jo that he has a cold and if Slo Jo takes him to the doctor to call her so she can go. (Kailyn’s story starts off really slow this episode… and somehow manages to get slower towards the end.)
Outta the gate, and I got nothing funny to say.
Nice Glee Concert T.
I’m a rapper, yo.
Jenelle is still broken up with Gary and gets off probation in a couple days. She’s excited because once she’s off probation she can see Keifer. Keifer sends her a text that says “I love you baby you are my angel we can work it out princess you mean everything to me and you always will its us me and you and Jace against the world when you Get off probation love you girl” (sic). She also only has 26% of her battery life left, so I hope she has a charger. She sits in her bed with her Megan and talk about how much better Keifer is than Gary. Keifer is always nice to her (except when he’s beating her) and Gary is such as ass (who also beats her). She wants to see if he’s changed. Her Megan says she’s not opposed to them getting back together. Stupid Megan, Trix are for kids.
Google Search “Weed Dealers”.
Goggle Search “Nose Job”.
Chelsea is in school and she’s slow as crap and can’t destroy her mannequin head fast enough. She picks up Aubree and drives to see her mom. She mentions that she hasn’t started her period yet, but she doesn’t think it’s late yet. She gets a call and sees it’s from Adam and the transformation is so depressing. She immediately starts smiling and actually comes to life. It’s so insane. He says he wants to meet her for lunch so he can see Aubree. And in Chelsea’s bleached out pea brain she starts planning their wedding. She tells him she will text him when she gets home. I feel confident that this time it’s going to be different.