Teen Mom 2 Recap: Corey Has Two Tubs

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   dallasboo
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 12:35 pm

   Another crappy week at work- so BLESS YOU for adding the screen shots of the f-d up head!! Great recap!!

   WTF is up with “movie gate”? Major props to the poster that caught the differences between the date of the text and the date of the facebook post. I know MTV has toyed with us in the past…..huge differences in hair and nails in one day for example. It is just insulting that they create a storyline if one did not exist in the manner in which it was portrayed.

   Kailyn used to get a pass from me….it must be so hard to be a young single mother with no dad and a piece of shit for a mom. But she seems to want to play by two sets of rules. She can bring guys around 24/7 but Joe can never have V around. Let it go Kailyn!

   I would have LOVED to be there when Jeremy watched this episode…..I wonder what he thought when he saw what Leah was up to while he was working out of town.

   Jenelle- no words. Jace pulling away from you said it all.

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   TripleThick
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 12:36 pm

   This recap was amazing. That hair mannequin is the only person on the show I can relate to.

   Chelsea is the world’s biggest idiot, followed closely by her mother. Sad to see that she’s abandoned the feather look. It really worked with her 1970s housewive haircut.

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   kthxbai
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 1:04 pm

   @Madelyne27 Props for noticing the movie gate dates. And for having such good eye sight. Not to mention another great recap.
   And consoling us with extra pics of Urban Art Head. Specially since we didn’t get any Miss Monica scenes.

   That older biker Megan Adam’s got looks like Lloyd Bridges. The younger 1 looks like a contestant to be on the next 16 and Pregnant.

   Slo Jo needs to quit saying no to the makeup people. This week he looked like a pissed off duck that’d just turned into a vampire. It’s good to have the sense to stay out of the sun. But if you fade down to an ugly color like that you’ve got a responsibility to protect the public. I know about this. I’m a category expert.

   Is it just me or didn’t the scene at Barb’s where Jace farts on Kieffer come before the 1 where Jenelle goes to get him off the bus and talks about she’s so excited to see him?

   Or was that 1 of those random scenes that some markets get and others don’t?

   It looks like they’ve just given up on that whole editing thing. Probably just as well.

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   yeknom
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 1:23 pm

   Just when I thought I had no respect for Chelsea, I realize that I do because I just lost more respect for her. She is a total idiot!

   It’s sad but at least Jace knows what’s up with Jenelle and that she is not mom material at all.

   Leah…ugh. What an idiot. Jeremy’s a bigger one.

   I still have a soft sport for Kail. Even if she is a bit of a hypocrite, I can understand why. Her abandonment issues are strong and I still think her jealousy of Vee don’t even involve slo Jo, but are more because she’s afraid Isaac will choose Vee over her. My heart really does go out to her. As for school, if it takes her 8 yrs to get a 2yr degree….so what? At least she gets it, while working and raising a kid by herself.

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   LilOlMe
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 1:26 pm

   GREAT recap.

   Chelsea is a great mom but so pathetic. It sadly warms my heart how much she and Aubree love each other. But damn girl get together! And Adam’s Old Megan actually made a lot of sense just because you hate the person doesn’t mean you hate the kid. So suck it up and go be with your kid, you can find a way to see her without Chelsea’s involvement since you two can’t manage to not have sex. Which eww.

   Kail really makes me sad, she is SO jealous of Vee because she is afraid Issac will love her more, cause she’s more fun. It is sad honestly Kail is a really good mom but she is so afraid of losing Issac to Slo Jo and his family that she is going to push him away if she doesn’t get it together. And honestly while Slo Jo’s family can be annoying I don’t think a single one wants to remove Kail from the picture, they always talk about Slo Jo and Kail working together to be the best parents for Issac. Kail needs to stop with her me against the world attitude. And she also needs to stop with the being a hypocrite if you can have Javi, and Jordan around your kid (sure you may have him more often) but if they can be around so can Vee LET IT GO! Let Jo be happy and be happy that he loves you son and your son loves him. A lot of girls would love for their children’s father’s to be around like Slo Jo even if his mom does most everything Issac does adore his dad, and that says a lot. Some kids don’t have that.

   Janelle because I know sadly way to much because I am pathetic and read her Twitter I just CAN’T with her trainwreckness! I mean she is in rehab so often it’s like vacation for her, it’s sad and kind of disgusting.

   And Leah oh what a train wreck she is. And yes I am pathetic and follow her Twitter too. Does anyone else think it is really odd that she has never mentioned this new baby on her Twitter or anywhere? I mean she supposedly had the baby back in Feb. but it has no name? We have seen NO pictures or even heard for sure the baby was born? I find this very odd because Leah over shares everything else. It makes me wonder if something is seriously wrong with this baby and she doesn’t want to hear umm maybe you should have found out what was wrong with Ali before you went ahead and had another baby, that may have the same issue. Or maybe I am the only one looking for a conspiracy when there is none. I mean I am a stay at home mom so I mean I need some excitement in my life. And these losers sadly fill a train wreck void I just can’t fill myself.

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   melli
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 1:33 pm

   Keifer got his GED while in jail? Wasn’t he only in jail for a few months? This has got to be the fastest someone has gotten their GED on this series. And it was accomplished by a homeless drug addicted felon. Who knew it was possible to obtain your GED in a few months as opposed to how many years it has taken Chelsea and Amber. I’m including Amber but we all know she probably doesn’t have her GED yet. I’m sure if you ask her her defense will be in her screaming Amber voice “You have been through nothing. You have gone through nothing. I’ve been in gel. You are such a bastard Gary.”

   God I’m starting to miss the OG Teen Mom’s. They just had a certain charm about them that these girls lack. It really was all star casting all around. Even on their best day these girls still couldn’t hold a candle to the original teen moms. I’m almost about done with these girls. Almost.

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   S-Natch
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 1:42 pm

   @LilOlMe: Because I am overly nosey and underly motivated to get my ass up off the couch, I looked it up. Leah’s new baby is named Addalyn. Maybe she’s eyeing T&T now that production has stopped on TM2. Not discounting your theory, though – it could make sense. I would have thought she would have been on the cover of OK! by now showing off her new spawn.

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   melli
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 1:50 pm

   I’m sure the new baby is fine. I never thought of Ali inheriting her health problems from Leah. I always blamed Cory and his tobacco chewing ways for being the cause of Ali’s health problems. All the tobacco chewing clearly caused some gene mutations and Ali unfortunately pulled the short straw and ended up being the one who inherited his screwed up genes. I know this for a fact because I’m all-knowing like that.

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   Rebecca
   Posted March 7, 2013 at 2:16 pm

   Sometimes I wonder if Chelsea is really so obsessed with Adam, or if MTV decided to make that her “character trait” and keeps creating episodes that center about her not being able to move on. It’s been the same story with her since her episode of “16 and Pregnant”. I wonder if a lot of things are being fabricated about her life. Maybe not, but I suspect that they are pushing the whole “if you have a baby as a teen, it’s really hard for your realationship to work with your baby-daddy” message.

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    mere2142
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    In a sea of morons, Jeremy still gets my vote for the biggest one! And could Leah have looked more vacant when having that conversation with him.

    Personally I am thrilled to see Keifer back in the picture because he brings out the best in train wreck Janelle!

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    kthxbai
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 2:44 pm

    @mere2142 And we get to hear Barb say “Kiiiiffahh.” Since unlike Jenelle she’s taking her meds she doesn’t screech it like she used to.

    But if you got the scene with them all at her house you could tell she’d been told to say his name as much as she could.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    @S-Natch, “Addalyn” sounds like a pill for ADHD.

    I figured out who Leah’s mother Smurfette looks like: Garth from “Wayne’s World.”

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    Runswithscissors
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    Omg holy terror you hit it on the nail. She is garth

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    S-Natch
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    @Holy – Bravo on both counts!

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    considerthis
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I AM OBSESSED WITH SILENT BARB! or whatever we name her (Ke$ha maybe?). Awesome job with multiple appearances and sage (smoke ‘em if you got ‘em) wisdom.

    Again Mads27 you have a slightly altered version of this show than I saw (never saw the 2 bathtubs scene) – still find that so weird. I also agree with the other commenters that MTV truly doen’t give a FUCK when it comes to scene continutiy as Chelsea arrived in her Mom’s driveway a brunette in a black LOVE PINK and entered thru the do a bleach blonde with pink headband and pink LOVE PINK. Also Chelsea’s mom sucks – she would make a passable lunch lady in terms of having a realtionship with but in no way should she be a mom.

    It is 2013 – who in the hell perms their hair? Maybe Black Hills Beauty School is affiliated with Black Hills Retirement Village.

    Janelle should have sprang for a delousing for Keefah. She is SO gonna lose her shit when BIG LARRY gets out in a few months and wants to rekindle with Keef.

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    LilOlMe
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    See that is why I have a conspiracy theory going in my head about baby Addalyn which does indeed sound like a pill for ADHD! I seriously thought by now Leah would have had that baby and her Happy FAMILY all over OK and the other trash magazines. I just am all there is something wrong which is why she is not showing that baby all over town. I did read the baby was born super early like she wasn’t due till March but was born in the beginning of Feb. So I am sticking with my conspiracy theory, although I am sure the baby is FINE. But it makes my life more interesting spinning tales for Teen Mom’s who could care less what I think.

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    Mrngstar
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    LMAO!!!! Foxy lady she is that Mama Wayne!

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    Ase
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Excellent recap! Especially given how dull the material was. I am glad you brought up the change in Chelsea when Adumb called. That was SO disturbing!! What is with this girl? His penis must be as magical as Leah’s vagina if Chelsea is that distraught over him.

    Speaking of Adumb, I have a question about him. I didn’t see her 16 & knocked up episode, so I am wondering, has he always been this much of an asshole? I always kinda knew he was a jerk on TM2 but kind of chalked it up to immaturity and her being annoying as f-ck. And I get the dates were all wrong for their argument, but he did actually send the test \I’m not ditching Aubree I’m ditching you\ right? That is such a cruel, awful thing to say… Idk After that there is NO excuse for this girl to be losing her shit over him the way she does. So I’m curious if he’s always been this terrible.

    Why the lack of goggles this week?!?! So disappointing.

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    beeper
    Posted March 7, 2013 at 11:29 pm

    @Ase

    Yes- Adam was always horrible. Exhibit A: He sent her this text. If I remember correctly, he was pretty much MIA after Aubree was born and Chelsea was asking him if they were broken up. (I could be wrong, but it’s something like that.) http://www.myspace.com/teenmomfans101/photos/3686473

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 12:20 am

    Madelyne,

    Do you know about the Japanese trend called “Ganguro” ? Basically, girls make themselves up to look like Chelsea, only they do it mockingly and ironically, even wearing blackface, with concealer as lipstick.

    Check it out: http://www.zimbio.com/Fashion+Dos+and+Don'ts/articles/Vxj2pC1tH8G/Japan+Street+Fashion+Ganguro

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    PinkTop
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 1:22 am

    I just about lost it @ Lee Jeans. So true. Keifer’s always had a mean set of child-bearing hips, but seems to have filled out even more in prison. Those lady jeans were a good fit.

    Lame episode. Good recap. I’m looking forward to Corey and Jeremy’s lesbian summit next week.

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    amandalee27
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 4:06 am

    Oatmeal needs to share with Cheeto the bare minerals secret.

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    Lisa
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 6:22 am

    I couldn’t believe when Slo Jo and his Mom were talking and said that Kailyn needed to grow up. I wanted to throw something at the T.V.

    Jenelle bought the bus ticket for Keifer?? That girl needs some sense knocked into her.

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    Juicy J
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 8:18 am

    Has someone mentioned how it took Keifer less time to get his GED than Chelsea? Guess he doesn’t have any dependents…

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    Mrngstar
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 9:14 am

    I’m still dying over the smurfette/Garth thing…..oh dear Garthette, how did you raise such an idiot?

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    misszar
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:29 am

    @ Holyterror – thanks for posting that link. I needed a laugh after the week I’ve had. Somehow every person in those photos manages to look more natural than Chelsea and 99% of the attendees of the Black Plague ‘Beauty’ School.

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    Sunshine
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Is it me or does anyone else think maybe Leah is taking too many xanax and she is too zoned out to shower ….her eyes are so vacant and she looks totally dirty…like each day she gets up and puts on another layer of makeup over the one from the day before….and wash the kids too will ya? I feel so bad for those babies…..how many fathers will they have had by the time they are 15?

    Barb s hould cut Janelle out of Jace’s life for good…I don’t want this to happen to anyone but I don’t see Janelle living to be 35 unless she changes her life completely…she takes NO ownership of anything she does..it’s always the guys fault ..and she accused ever single one of them of beating her when they break up ..then she goes back to them….I don’t believe a word she says. She should also be banned from twitter for the rest of eternity.

    Kail’s jealousy is really making her look bad….why can Javi live there but Joe can’ t have his g/f over? It’s getting old.

    Chelsea…..go wash your face and then call Leah and offer her the soap.

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    Ally J
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Honestly I don’t think Leah, Jenelle, Kail, or Chelsea have ever learned what soap is.

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    Pikey578
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    Looks like Jenelle is back in rehab:
    http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/teen-mom-2-star-jenelle-evans-back-in-rehab-again-1033836.php
    My heart goes out to all of the children involved – and the teen moms never seem to wake up and realize what they are doing wrong. Great recap, Madelyne… as always!

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    Samantha
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    OMG!!! “No Joke. She’s high-fiving her daughter because she’s not pregnant”. I lol’d at that! Kailyn bores the hell out of me too. I really think she actually has no friends and just has to have random acquaintences pose as “friends” for the show.

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    LadyStardust
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    So, Jenelle is thinking of getting a boob job NEXT week? Because her boobs when she went to pick up Keiffer at the bus station looked TOTALLY real. I’m hoping she was still in bandages or something because those things looked painful. They looked super hard and didn’t move at all when she walked or anything. I don’t know much about fake boobs, but aren’t they supposed to look sort of natural?

    Leah’s kid’s names give me a headache. Why all the double letters? I’m just guessing as to the spelling here, but aren’t they all something like Alleeah, Aleeanah, and Addalyn? Have fun in school, kids.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    @Lady Stardust, I think that’s a really rude thing to do to a kid — like Octomom with the 8 names that all end in some variation of “iya.” it makes the kid part of a collective, rather than an individual, from the day they’re born.

    @misszar, Glad you liked the link. I wonder if Chelsea knows how she looks, or that teenagers on the farthest part of the earth are mimicking her look in order to be purposely ugly and outrageous.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 2:53 pm

    @misszar, you should also look up “Sweedos,” who are Swedish guidos who hyper-tan and hyper-bleach. Here’s one link, but just Google the word — you’ll be amazed.

    http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2009/11/back-by-popular-demand-sweedos.html

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    PinkTop
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 4:42 pm

    Omg. I googled “Sweedos,” and now I can’t unsee. Thanks.

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    Pippin
    Posted March 8, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Cheetos really irked me this ep. The way she reacted when Adumb called her was reminiscent of a schoolgirl, which, to be honest, she kind of still is. I want a really attentive and actually attractive guy to sweep her off her feet to make her see what a doucher Adumb is, but that won’t happen because 1. Girls like her love bad boys and 2. That shade of skittle scares people.

    Blah to the rest, as its the same ol story lines being dragged out. Oatmeal needs more Marks rather than these random Megans. Janelle is batshit crazy. Leah keeps on tra-ing, and my brain cells are dying.

    Silent Barb is still my fave.

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    Tapnfeet99
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 12:30 am

    My Pomeranian has two different sized nostrils just like Leah’s mom. Except my dog is a lot cuter.

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    CrazyDutchwoman
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 3:22 am

    OMG. You guys crack me up. I love that we are able to say anything on tvgasm and love the sharp recaps. fantastic recap. So funny.

    I want to watch this show together with you all. What fun we would have.

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    CrazyDutchwoman
    Posted March 9, 2013 at 5:13 am

    Stupid question but which one do i have to click? I want to get an email when someone replies in this thread only. last time I received every recap of tvgasm in my emailbox which is not what I intended.

    I guess I will go with the top one. Notify me of follow up comments by email.
    he other one is already ticked. Notify me of new posts by email. I will give this oen a try and untick the bottom one. (Sorry I have to post to be able to do this )

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    Litley
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 10:09 am

    I don’t know why everyone is always talking about Chelsea being a great mom. Yes, she is GOOD to Aubrey, however what type of role model is she, what does she do to provide for Aubrey, how does she THINK about Aubrey in her daily life?

    Basically, she acts every bit of her age: mooching off of her Dad, thinking a day or two of reception at a tanning salon is real work, being in a childish relationship with a loser who treats her poorly, and spending more time on her hair and makeup than her own daughter’s.

    Great Mom? …let’s see how this turns out in 10 years. Prediction: Randy will STILL be providing for all three of his teen mom daughters (yes, three!).

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    misszar
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 12:18 pm

    I completely agree that Chelsea is not a role model of a good mother. Besides the terrible example she sets in terms of taking personal responsibility, relationships or the basics like hygiene, she is definitely the type who wants to be best friends with their daughter instead of a parent. High fiving your toddler because you’re not pregnant is completely inappropriate. She’s raising her own mini Megan.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    Well said, Litley.

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    Valleygirl
    Posted March 10, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    @Litley: I don’t think it’s so much that Chelsea’s the ideal parent you read about in parental guidance books but she does adore Aubree (seriously watching her light up when she’s around Aubree is the best) and she does discipline her very well. Aubree is also one of the most engaged and socialized kids I’ve ever seen. Despite her parents, I think Aubree might grow up to be a very intelligent young lady. So yeah, maybe not a great mom by role model standards, but she does love the shit out of Aubree and has done a great job of raising her. I don’t count how she behaves towards others in regards to how she behaves towards Aubree. It’s like Kailyn, I hate her personality with others but she is great with Isaac and that’s what matters.

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    sardini
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 8:51 am

    Chelsea does adore Aubree, but I feel like she needs to get off her iPhone and concentrate on her daughter more.

    I read that Leah’s newest daughter was born a month prematurely. My daughter was 3 weeks early and is perfectly fine except for being on the smaller side. That led to issues like acid reflux, not eating a lot as an infant etc. There could have been MUCH worse consequences. Perhaps her lack of over-sharing about the baby has to do with her being a preemie. Or maybe OK! Magazine just doesn’t give a shit anymore.

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    Juicy J
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 9:11 am

    @sardini I know I don’t. Ughhh I hate Leah

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    sardini
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Yeah, maybe the magazine issues with Leah didn’t sell as well, so they don’t bother anymore.

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    Lisa
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 11:26 am

    I think you should call the head “UA” (short for Urban Art and another phrase at least one of these girls is very familiar with).

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    I think The Head should be Über Megan — the ultimate Megan, who sees and understands all.

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    Madelyne27
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 1:05 pm

    NICE… love Uber Megan… @holyterror, you win a free t-shirt… all you have to do to collect your prize is to win a free t-shirt from someone else. or Weekend at Megans… Dead Head. Uber Megan rocks!!! come on guys… let’s name this bitch.

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    Madelyne27
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 1:13 pm

    @holyterror – i’m obsessed with Sweedos.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 3:34 pm

    @Madelyne,

    Glad to be of service.

    Check out the site paleisthenewtan.com to see the absolute worst of the Cheeto faces from around the globe. Chelsea hardly even rates.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 11, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    Best thing about Über-Megan is that while she sees all and knows all, she never gives a single word of intelligent insight or advice, and isn’t that what a Megan is for?

    Plus, Megans always have to have a weird, inexplicable accessory that they’re never seen without, and Über-Megan has her weirdly unflattering head scarf.

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    misszar
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 8:56 am

    I want to be best friends with Uber Megan. All she needs is a feather in her hair!

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    Sunshine
    Posted March 12, 2013 at 11:31 am

    Madelyne27: thank goodness April doesn’t seem to watch this show. I was reading some of your past recaps on the cheerleader show and dance moms….omg…I know her whole life now. Ummmm….eww?

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    Samanda
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    I just needed to mention that it takes 1 week to get a GED. I know, I did it. I had one test each day Mon-Thurs, and then the certificate was given to me at the end (with honors! I didn’t know one could get \honors\ on a GED, but evidently it is possible.) so I could start college on the following Monday. If it takes longer than a month to achieve, I don’t believe you deserve it at all. Go back to school, because you clearly have not received the education you desperately need. The GED tests are EXCEPTIONALLY easy. I passed a \practice\ GED test when I was 11.

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    Tamitha
    Posted March 14, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    @sunshine- Agreed. I kept thinking to myself during this episode that Leah is on something. I used to dislike her, but still considered her a good mom. Notsomuchnow. She seems like she’s…..just…..OVER it. I mean, over being a mom. Sad. And she just started feeling like corey’s love for her was dwindling a little and needed a boost. That’s the ONLY reason she’s gonna give things another “trah” with him.. Long enough to get his attention back, then back to J she’ll go.

    And as for “Moviegate”, all I have to say is that if Aubree is “heartbroken” over Adam’s decision to flake on the lunch, THAT IS CHELSEA’S DAMN FAULT! My stepdaughter and I have been flaked on by her crackhead mother enough times for me to have learned the art of NEVER telling the child he/she is going to be seeing mom/dad until said parent actually SHOWS his/her face! If Chelsea, in fact, got Aubree all excited to see daddy, knowing he’s a flake, then SHE is the asshole here. Dumb bitch. Part of me even thinks she will never really pursue obtaining child support from Adam simply cause she thinks that there is a chance he will suddenly love her and be with her, but she knows that going after child support from him will make him mad at her. Add in the fact that she doesn’t technically NEED his money, since she has more than enough of her daddy’s help, and that mofo has a guarunteed future free of financially helping his baby/babymomma!

    The saddest/scariest part about Jace freaking out when Jenelle tried to hug him was how NOT sad/affected Jenelle was by said freakout! “Oh well….my kid doesn’t know me or have any affection/attachment toward me whatsoever….zzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz…”