Holy Bare Minerals Batman! What do you call that shade? Sunkissed Tangerine?
Mom, is my diaper supposed to hang to my knees?
I want to see her on Toddlers and Tiaras.
Chels, your muffin top doesn’t match the drapes.
Is that a condom stuck to her mattress? Oh no. She didn’t use one.
Financial planning at it’s finest. Because she needs two cars.
Oh my salvation.
Not a fan of the name. Or the misspelling.
Black Hills Beauty College is the mess that I thought it would be. From the look of the students in the class, I don’t think South Dakota will ever be short of really bad hair choices. It also might be the diabetes capital of the world.
Jenelle is still working on her medical something degree and she’s sitting at home studying. Her new roommate Allison comes in to distract her. Jenelle tells Allison that Kiefer is out of jail and that he has been texting Gary. She says that Kiefer has been trying to message her on Facebook, but that she has been ignoring him. I’m sure that will last. They talk about how great Gary is and what a great role model he is. I think I hear something in the distance.
Me and Gary will be together forever.
We find ourselves back with Leah and her raccoon. Her friend is over to listen to her talk some more about Jeremy versus Corey. The twins are playing and Non-Goggles is getting uglier and uglier while Goggles continues to get cuter and cuter. That kid can do no wrong in my eyes. It appears that Leah did not get her Victoria’s Secret Pink shipment as she’s wearing Hollister this week. But at least it’s pink. Leah is disappointed that Corey wasn’t more interested in her miscarriage. She said that she wishes he would have wanted to talk to her about it more. Now remember, Corey was not the father of this baby. I can understand that she would want Jeremy to talk about it with her more, but not her ex-husband. Her friend asks if she would be able to walk away from Jeremy if Corey would want to date her. Leah does that dumb stare off to the side that she always does, and says yes. Like we are surprised.
Well, enough about me… let’s talk about me.