Jenelle has no interest in Jace and he doesn’t even seem to care that she never around either. The next day we join Jenelle and Gary at a restaurant. Gary appears to order a plate of bacon with a side of mashed potatoes. He’s my kind of guy, minus the bacon. He also decides to eat his meal with only a knife. They discuss Kiefer and Gary says that he worries that Jenelle will go back to him. Jenelle tells Gary about how when she was with Kiefer they lived in her car and squatted in empty homes. And that’s how she was arrested. Jenelle tells Gary that she is in love with him and that she likes how he encourages her to always do the right thing. Now I know what I heard before, it’s the train… and it’s a-comin’. Gary says he doesn’t see anything that could break them up in the near future. That train is getting closer. Woo woo.
I think I saw him on my Abercrombie bag.
That’s your mom, Jace. I swear it is.
Hmmm, bacon. I’ve never considered it to be the MAIN item.
Can someone get this guy a spork?
Leah, Jeremy, and the twins go out for dinner. Goggles completely steals the scene with everything she does. Non-Goggles acts so annoying and does nothing but scream. It’s kind of funny how Gary just stares at Non-Goggles and her bad behavior. Leah spends the majority of the meal sucking on her teeth and asking Jeremy if he truly loves her. I can’t stand her. I wish her and Non-Goggles would leave the show. Hell, I wish Jeremy would leave too. Just give me Goggles. All Goggles, all the time. Jeremy thinks that it would be easier if they just slow down. Isn’t that what everyone else has been saying all along? Someone mentioned last week that Jeremy looks like a lesbian. And he totally does. And not a pretty one. But while Non-Goggles screamed, cried, sang, and dumped her plate into her lap… Goggles sat there drinking her juice, eating her pizza, and staring at her sister like she realizes who truly has the syndrome of the bunch.
Lemme just finish this crossword puzzle.
THE ZIPPER IS CAUGHT ON MY CHIN!
You. Ugly. Pipe down over there.
Who’s gonna make me?