That’s it. You can’t fix stupid.
Umm, dumbsht… it’s not a steering wheel.
And I’m the one with marshmellows for legs.
Hey, look at me. I’m ugly and annoying.
I’m just going to use my adorable fingers to eat this pizza.
Chelsea goes to pick Aubree up from school, and hears that Aubree had a great day. There was a funny scene where the teacher was asking the kids to point to their nose, and Aubree instead puts her finger inside her nose. The teacher asks “what do we smell with?” and Aubree responds with “a booger”. As annoying as Chelsea and her baby voice are, I can’t say enough about her parenting. She’s doing something right. The only future problem I see is that if she doesn’t find a man/hobby/job of her own, she will become completely co-dependent on Aubree. They head over to Chelsea’s mom’s house to tell her about the day. High fives all around. Her mom is such a dick, and has to ask if Adam knows that she started school. Why would she even have to bring him up? Chelsea actually manages to not tell someone about their recent hook-up.
I wonder if they give baths at daycare.
It’s the day of Kailyn and Slo Jo’s hearing. A new friend, Nikita, stops by to go with Kailyn. Javi takes Isaac to school so that Kailyn can finish getting ready. Over at Slo Jo’s house, Mama Slo and Papa Slo are all fired up for the court case. Everybody is nervous but it’s all pretty boring. Once they get to the courthouse, Kailyn’s attorney thinks that they can strike a deal with Slo Jo’s attorney. In the end, there is no court case, because they come to an agreement. Essentially neither one of them is allowed to have a significant other around during Isaac swapping moments. That makes sense, I can’t believe this was the whole storyline. I really wanted to hear more details about the fight.
Seriously, she scares me.
Leah announces that she is back on birth control and therefore stops being attacked by rednecks, coyotes, and wolves with her scent; while over at Corey’s dad’s house, Corey is explaining to his dad why he broke up with Summer. I wish Corey had some other friends to be involved in his scenes, because his dad is starting to wear thin with me. It’s just two men, zero personality, low IQs, and camo. Corey says that he misses Leah because of the good times and the friendship. His dad reminds him that Leah is still with Jeremy. Corey’s dad, catch-up, she’ll leave him in a heartbeat.