I just felt like I vomited in my mouth.
Good news, Corey still loves me.
How is that good news?
Well, it’s good news for me.
Boring scene, we are with Slo Jo and Papa Slo are at Attorney Slo’s office. He is just explaining to Slo Jo that the charges have been dismissed and that they will work on co-parenting together. Attorney Slo thinks that had there been hearing they would’ve won. Over at Kailyn’s house, Gigi is doing Kailyn’s hair. I’m glad to see she got some sun. Kailyn doesn’t understand why his whole family needed to be there at the courthouse. I’m sure Mama Slo scares the bejeezus out of her.
So, yo… do you happen to do any work in Rapper’s Law?
Word to your mother. I’m a gangsta.
Gary arrives at Jenelle’s house and sits on her bed. They talk about the same sht they were talking about on the phone. Jenelle says that she did not introduce Gary to Tori so that he could fk her. Gary tries to explain that he was single then, and it wasn’t like he was cheating on Jenelle. But she wants to be the victim and any time her life starts getting too easy, she has to do something to screw it up. Instead of letting him pack up his things, she starts kicking them out the front door. Then she rips some things up, and throws things across the room. I wish I could have seen better what it was that she had ripped up. It looked to be some sort of picture. As Gary drives off in his black car, Jenelle lays crying in bed. Looks like someone’s off their meds again. Oh yay. That’s my favorite Jenelle. The train is pulling into the station and Jenelle is tied to the tracks.
Look for your orange pill bottle, sweetie.
Hey, he looks like an orange pill bottle.
Sweats and shoes in one. Swoes? Sheats?
His shirt. Did they misspell YMCA? Because it’s pretty easy.
I see you’re busy, Jenelle, but can I recommend a racerback bra?
Video montage… Thanks Mr. Morgan.
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