Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the lives of those around them… This week, they do about the same, but without any jailtime.
Kailyn is back with Jordan but he doesn’t trust her. She wants to visit her friend at Penn State and he doesn’t see the need. They both look miserable in the kitchen and it’s sad because she seems to be picking an argument with him right after she got him back, after she had cheated on him.
I’m the color of oatmeal.
That’s okay, so am I.
Yeah, well, my head is the shape of a moonpie.
She meets up with a friend who points out that Kailyn hasn’t been without a boyfriend since she was a sophomore and she should be single for a while. Kailyn doesn’t know if she has the strength to be alone. (This is where her mom screwed her up.)
Kailyn is driving and calls Jordan in the most passive-aggressive fight I’ve ever witnessed. I have been a Kailyn fan, and I totally know that she’s had little to zero experience with healthy relationships, so I try not to get too irritated… but holy cow moly… she was awful to Jordan. She basically tells him she’s “going out with some friends”… he asks if guys will be there and she jumps down his throat saying that he’s smothering her. She wants to know why he asking so many questions. He tells her that she’s shady. She says that even though she cheated on him, he needs to trust her. He says she can go out, he just wanted to know what she’s doing. She says they’re just going out for food. Well, couldn’t she have started it like that? She made it sound like they were going out on the town… clearly she wants him to dump her so that she’s not the bad guy. Or maybe she really doesn’t have the strength to break up with someone. I don’t have the strength to mop my floors, but that doesn’t give me the right to be btchy to my maid. (Even though I was yesterday, because I need her here tomorrow, and she can’t come until next Tuesday… so now I’m ignoring her texts. I wonder if she knows it.)
I’m not shady, I just don’t love you.
Jordan goes to visit Kailyn and she says that she thinks they moved too fast getting back together and that she thinks they need to slow down. Jordan looks totally lost and wants to know if it’s a break up or just a break. Kailyn doesn’t know. He asks if she’s going to change their status on Facebook (shoot me now) and she says no. He asks if she’d ever go back to Slo Jo and she says she doesn’t know. I was kinda checking my Junk Mail during part of that scene, it was just so awkward.