Oh course, I’d love to talk about you some more.
Megan stops by again and has brown hair now. It looks like it’s about to break off. Leah tells her about the new guy, Jeremy, and how they’ve been chatting a lot, but that she’s not sure if she’s ready to start dating. Megan suggests that she just take her time, so Leah immediately texts him. He responds and asks her out and she says yes. I feel bad because they never talk about Megan, it’s all Leah all the time and Megan exudes the personality traits of a slug, so I want to know more.
So, what do you want to talk about?
Um, me. Duh!
How do you spell “hey”?
It’s Corey’s weekend with the girls and it appears that he invested in a vacuum. His place looks much better and the girls seem happy.
But daddy, why aren’t there any snacks on the floor?
Leah has a date with Jeremy and she can barely get enough eye make-up on before he gets there. He’s nice looking and tells her they’re going to ride go-karts. Apparently they are the ONLY people in town that are riding go-karts that night. After riding, Leah opens the door for him and says that she’ll “be the man in the relationship”… she quickly adds “if there is one”… Way to take it slow, Leah.
Hello. Are you my new husband?
No. I just heard you were easy.
He tells her that he works on a pipeline out of town all week, and Leah is worried because she doesn’t understand how he will be able to move in next week, if he’s out of town. They take some pictures together (I’m assuming so Corey can see them on Facebook) and he takes her home. The deer in the headlights eyes she gave him told me that if the cameras hadn’t been around she would have totally slept with him. These girls are so desperate. She rushes inside and texts someone that she “likes him a lot!!!”… and I’m hoping she accidentally texts Corey because those kind of mistakes are priceless. (My BFF once sent a scathing text about a guy we worked with to HIM, instead of to me… it was so funny. The look of sheer terror on her face when she realized her mistake was priceless. Thankfully the guy was such a dumbass, he bought her story that it wasn’t about him. Sadly, it wasn’t the first or last time she did that.)