Um, Leah… yeah, that’s not so cute.
Can my girls call you daddy?
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love!!!
It’s Leah’s first day of school and she leaves the twins with Kathy. She says her first class went well, but that it’s hard not knowing anyone and being away from the twins. She calls Kathy and she tells Leah that the girls are simply amazing. It’s sweet and I’m sure it’s hard for Leah. The “School Administrator” finds Leah in the hallway and tells her there’s a package for her in the office. It’s a bouquet of flowers from Jeremy hoping that she has a good first day.
See how mommy makes herself look all pretty?
No, I can’t see sht. No one put my goggles on this morning.
I’m busy picking my nose.
The girls are gonna love their new daddy.
Okay, mega points to him for doing that. She says no one has ever sent her flowers… but for him to send them to her school was very impressive in my book. (Okay, I don’t have a book… but if I did, it would be under the chapter called Impressive.) She texts him and thanks him.
Chelsea goes to sign up for the science and reading portions of her GED test. She has Aubree in tow and again, Aubree looks a hot mess. She said she can barely focus on anything except Adam (and her make-up and bronzer).
I can’t wait to grow up and brush my hair and paint myself orange.
She calls Adam and he tells her it’s over and that it’s her dad’s fault. She wipes away her tears along with about 5 pounds of make-up. She asks Aubree for a hug, and Aubree asks for a moist towelette to try to clean herself.
Adam would totally find me adorable if he could see me now.
Chelsea and Aubree go to visit her dad and she tells him that his involvement is the reason that Adam is a douchebag to her. He asks if he chipped in with paying any bills and she says “he bought me a ring”. He points out that Adam has a job and money and could have helped out, but Chelsea said she just liked having him there to see Aubree everyday. I think that’s total bs. I don’t think this has anything to do with Aubree. Chelsea even says that Aubree asks about him and again, I say bullsht. Chelsea says she wants to be with him. Randy says it was an intervention because he couldn’t watch her be treated so poorly. Chelsea claims she’s “rockin’ her GED”. Um, no honey, you’re not.