Uber Megan is back and she’s brought along some of her friends. We will meet them throughout the recap.
Uber Megan is the all-being, all-knowing Teen Mom Mascot.
Jenelle is glad to be off probation and hasn’t seen her mom or Jace in a while. She and Kieffer are at home and Kieffer is drinking and Jenelle is smoking pot. She interviews that she is smoking again but that she’s gonna keep it under control. Great plan. Kieffer wants to know if Jenelle missed him while he was in jail. He talks about himself in the third person and it’s so creepy. He’s just such a scumbag. Jenelle wants to know what will be different if they get back together. Kieffer basically says that nothing with change and that Jenelle is stupid. He’s kinda got a point.
Beer and Guitar Hero… Nice.
And a bong. Bonus points.
These are two people that are kicking ass and taking names.
Again, I really wish this was a picture of him pounding her in the mouth.
Javi is mowing Kailyn’s lawn while Kailyn voiceovers that she and Slo Jo are going back to court because she doesn’t want Isaac around Vee and that she doesn’t like how often he passes Isaac off to his parents. Slo Jo calls her to let her know that he’s moving to Jersey, but that Kailyn doesn’t need to worry because it won’t change anything because his parents will still be taking care of Isaac for him. Over at Slo Jo’s, he and his dad pack up a truck and the family and Vee head to Jersey to move the next greatest rap star into his pad. He and Vee sit down to talk about Kailyn. Vee wants to talk about moving in the Slo Jo, but Slo Jo actually made a good point and said he wasn’t ready for her to move in yet. Apparently she only lives two blocks away.
And by “place in Jersey”, I’m assuming he mean’s Vee’s privacy.
The dog whisperer once recommended bashing large dogs in the head.
I love that Papa Slo has a weight belt on.
Mattress. Check. TV. Check. That’s about all I need.
You guys should totally hang out with Kieffer and Jenelle.
Since Chelsea got her period, she’s decided to tell her mom that they had sex without protection. Chelsea thinks it is a laughing matter and her mom can barely stomach the story. Her mom gives her the protection speech and Chelsea just blows it off and calls it an “oops”.