Teen Mom 2 Recap: My Boobies, My Choice

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   Lisa
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 9:44 am

   hilarious recap as always! I wondered if anyone caught that when Jenelle said she hadn’t seen Jace much because she is too busy hanging out with Keifer.

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   DM
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 9:58 am

   Spoiler Alert!

   Kieffer sold Jenelle’s before and after nudie boob job pics to the tabloids, then she got back together with Gary… I wonder how MTV is going to spin that one…

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   dallasboo
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:03 am

   Lisa- I totally caught that comment from Jenelle……she is too busy hanging with Smelly K and working on her boob job to see Jace. PIECE. OF. SHIT.

   I used to feel sorry for Jace not getting to see his mom…but this season plus her horrible current antics on Twitter show me he is damn lucky she is not around. That adorable boy deserves so much better! He does not seem to even view her as a mommy figure…thank goodness Barb is there to step into that role. Lord only knows what would have happened to him had he been in Jenelle’s “care” all this time. (neglect, exposure to drugs and criminal behavior etc..)

   And the Uber Photoshop skills are hilarious!!! Great job! : )

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   Aunt Dorsey
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:03 am

   I wish that plastic head would share her plastic brain with Chelsea. It’s better than what she’s currently not using.

   Janelle…..best advertisement for birth control EVAH.

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   JudgyWudgy
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:42 am

   My husband and I spent this entire episode yelling at the screen.

   WHY does Chelsea tell her mom about her sexcapades, especially since she’s not even worried about being pregnant anymore?!

   WHY does Jenelle get to continue making money on a show called Teen Mom when she proves her non-mothering skills by spending said money on elective surgery instead of her son?

   WHY is Leah so stupid and yet so magical that these two men fall all over themselves? Although I am coming around on the theory that Corey only wants her when he can’t have her.

   WHY does Kailyn have the most potential to be the best mom, but muddles it with shitty decisions like not closely supervising her toddler son with a large dog?

   WHY do we watch this show (my husband especially)?

   Also, I should’ve known that Chelsea was one of THOSE chicks who clearly eats like shit and doesn’t exercise, but fears weight gain from her birth control. Uh huh, that’s right honey. Blame the birth control and not your horrible life habits.

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   coffylover
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:47 am

   @ Aunt Dorsey : You are spot-on-the-money about Jenelle and birth control!

   Every time I see one of the Teen Mom gals, Jenelle and Leah in particular, I think, ‘Oh shizz, did I take my pill today??’

   This show definitely serves a purpose as a living, breathing, god-your-life-sucks Public Service Announcement. Because, with the exception of Houskadollas, any hint of a glamorous life will disappear when the Teen Mom bucks dry up.

   The real side of reality is just sad!

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   mere2142
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 11:20 am

   I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought Cory and Jeremy should move in together. They have quite the bromance going.

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   misszar
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 11:29 am

   I think I’ve pulled a muscle from laughing so hard. The captions especially are hilarious. TWO pieces of bacon was my favourite

   I wish Jeremy and Corey didn’t hate on Robbie and instead realised that Leah is the problem and that all 3 of them would be better off without her particular blend of crazy.

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   considerthis
   Posted March 15, 2013 at 11:35 am

   UBER LOVE to you Madelyne27!!! Photoshop can always be improved but your efforts and captions are GRADE A!! Personal favorite Uber this week was Uber Janelle with Boobs under table – HAHAHAHAHA!

   I guess MTV is done with \protecting\ Janelle and is just going to shoot her in her \natural habitat\ with bong suctioned to mouth sprawled on couch. Planning for a boob job, moving, smoking weed – all top priorities in the Mommy handbook.

   You can always tell when the serious cash starts to roll in for the Teen Mom’s. I can remember when Macy OGTM started looking at 6 bedroom houses, Gary upgraded to Ed Hardy T-shirts and a leather La-Z-Boy, Kaitlyn & Tyler bought that sporty candy apple red caddy (the envy of every 62 yr old on the block). etc. It must be time for this group on Teen Mom’s to cash in. New houses, boob jobs, 55 gallon drums of Cheeto dust.

   Is there anybody that Chelsea didn’t tell about banging Adam – NO. I hope Dr. Cox – cleared out the rest of the misc items in her cooch and dipped the maraina in gorrila glue before inserting. We all know Chelsea’s vag aka the Grand Canyon can just randomly disperse items without warning.

   I’d like to call the Cory – Jeremy talk the Mushmouth Symposium. Cripe even the person doing the subtitles fucking up and quit as there was no way in hell to decipher what they were saying. Interesting angle on Megan of the Year nominee crushing on Leah but then again who isn’t head over heels for our favorite lil tartlette!?!?

   Kail you fail! STOP being such a hypocritical bitter betty – and START watching your kid. I was freaking as she was whining on the phone while Issac Hanson was playing drums with a Rotweillers head and a cast iron skillet. I know why she comes across as the most financially strapped – it is becasue she is in court 3 times a week. Also you know Janet took a 1 month lease out for Jonathan to make it look like he is in-de-pend-ent and he is safely back at home under mommy’s wing again.

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    Mary
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Love the comments!!am not as funny as some of you!just had to say a few things.Janelle is not a mother,I had to play it back 3x to make sure I heard her correctly when she said that she has not seen her son because she was with Keiffer.If she has the money for a boob job,I hope she is giving Barb some money for Jace.He really was jipped in the parent department,hopefully Barb has a long healthy life.How many house holds does Randy support??he is not doing Chelsea any favors,he is a professional man,yet expects so little from his daughter.I can almost understand in a wayAubrey is his grandchild,and he wants to make sure she is cared for.thanks for making me laugh!

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    TurtleGirl93
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    Thanks, Madelyne27, for the band reference-
    “I’m going straight to hell, just like my mama said…”
    Stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
    

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    begonia skies
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Am I imagining it or was the friend whose hair Chelsea was dying one of the original Megans who all other “Megans” are named after? The one who used to live with Chelsea and they got in a fight about her relationship with Adam and then Megan moved out and got knocked up.

    In reference to the preview for next week it makes me so sick that Leah says to Jeremy something along the lines of “would you be willing to come back and give me the ring back?” hey leah, how about you try to work on a relationship without a ring? unless it’s a nuva ring. whore.

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    kp199
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    What is it with these idiots and NO bed frames? Good God, let’s just stack some mattresses and we’re fine! Looks trashy as hell.

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    ase
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    Begonia skies – I think it was the OG megan too. And ditto about next week’s previews. She just HAD to throw in the engagement, she’s not happy just working on the relationship that she so carelessly tossed away. She’s such an asshole.

    Awesome recap as always Madelyne! I always get a kick out of you spelling out how Leah says “trying”… thanks for that!

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    Chicken Lips
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    Well, this might be the first time that Mama Orange actually looked disgusted about what Baby Orange did with Adumb instead of a deer in the headlights because she wants to be the cool-best-friend-mom but she sees that she really needs to be the knock-some-sense-into-her-mom. Way to grow, Mama Orange, way to grow.

    I want to know – did Baby Orange wear the pink headband because she knew the doctor’s office has pink paper gowns, or does the doctor offer a variety of colors of paper gowns so the fashionable lady South Dakotans (Dakotians?) can be color coordinated?

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    Tamitha
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    Jesus. I have not wanted to punch someone in the face as badly as Chelsea in this ep in a LONG time. WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT YOU STUPID PATHETIC BITCH!!!??? There is NOTHING funny WHATSOEVER about banging Adam w/out protection. She thinks its funny and cute, I guess? WTF is wrong with her and those around her? THAT SHIT IS NOT CUTE! CHELSEA IS NOT CUTE OR FUNNY! God, I hate her right now.

    All I want to say to Vee is AMEN! I smoke and drink too. I have done both in the presence of my step daughter. I am still the most awesome kick-ass mother she could ever ask for, so suck a dirty dick, K. I have never been DRUNK around my step daughter. Nor have I smoked any closer to her than having 95% of my body outside of a patio door smoking a cig while she is in the other room. I LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE, and my little girl is raised very well, and is healthy and safe. NEWSFLASH K-Judges need this thing called EVIDENCE. Oh, and it must be evidence of the girl doing something harmful, illegal, abusive, or wreckless toward the child or his well-being to be relevent whatsoever. You lose, K. Is she of age? Is she NOT driving a car while drunk? Is she acting within the law? YES! She is legally allowed to drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, and do both in front of a kid. WHAT ELSE YA GOT, K? Cuz THAT SHIT aint gonna do it, honey. Twit.

    Leah needs to lay off the pills FA REAL. Girl is clearly becoming worthless and more of an addict by the day. Coincidentally, she becomes a shittier mom by the day! And uglier, and dumber, and more delusional. Mark my words people- Leah WILL end up losing custody of the girls to Corey, be married and divorced at least 2 more times in the next 10 years, graduate ZERO times from college in that time, have another miscarriage, another fucked up kid, and it’ll be tragic. Girl is already slacking hard-core, and showing that her focus is COMPLETELY on making not-so-quality men desire her. All she cares about at this point is keeping two guys strung along just enough to feel ok about herself. She’s falling fast.

    Jenelle is a piece of shit, but at least she isn’t pretending she cares about her kid(s) like leah. Bitch, you don’t want a family! You want a man to WANT to marry you, and you want to be taken care of so you don’t have to work or go to school.

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    Tapnfeet99
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 3:57 am

    Jenelle following in Farrah’s footsteps….you both looked better with cute little boobs…you are both tiny and skinny and those boobs matched you. (although I like Farrah’s new nose.). Btw, anyone else’s gaydar ping with Jenelle? Forget the boobs; there is nothing feminine about her demeanor.

    Madelyne, A+ on the Uber pics.

    I don’t understand why Leah can get so many men, especially with how she looks lately. And she gets away with murder with all of them. Cheating, lying, pinning one against the other, not bathing or dressing her kids, being reckless about birth control on purpose, etc. why do they put up with it? I just don’t get it.

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    rebecca pressley
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 5:44 am

    I thought that Chelsea told her mom around 2 weeks ago that she screwed Adam, and she told Mom that “Adam Pulled Outtta”

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    Pippin
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 6:07 am

    Chelsea chose that gown herself, I just know it. Cause in her mind nothing brings out her gravy tan better than whore hot pink. She wanted to look good for Dr Cox inserting that Mirena.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 7:13 am

    Excellent Photoshopping, Madelyne. Über Chelsea should be in that FUCKING HIDEOUS bedazzled Choo Choo Charlie hat she was wearing when she was talking to her mom.

    I second the motion for Corey and Jeremy to move in together. I can’t think of a better way for them both to put a burr up Leah’s hideous ass.

    Speaking of hideous … Chelsea looked like the offspring of the Easter Bunny and Divine at her doctor’s office. I couldn’t take my eyes off how horrible every single bit of her makeup was. Her eyebrows weren’t even solid!

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    LadyStardust
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    Keiffer is sooooo creepy.

    Chelsea’s doctor was an idiot. What about Nuvaring or the patch? So much for giving her “all of her options”. She probably was going to get a 2nd Mirena anyways and they made the rest of the conversation up. Plus she didn’t want the shot because she gained THREE pounds? Who even notices three pounds? Most people I know on the shot gained more like 50 lbs.

    I never want to be driving on the road with any of these people. They’re always having heated phone conversations and yelling and crying while they’re driving down the road.

    Ugh…I can’t even with Chelsea. Yes, moving is a bitch, but when your dad finds your new place, pays your rent, and helps you move? Not so much. Also, I’m annoyed at how disgusted she is at the idea of moving back into her old place that was RENT FREE (I think Randy owns it?) and a really nice house. What’s her problem with it?

    LOVED Corey and Jeremy. Leah wants them to physically fight over her so bad, but they’re both so CHILL. I agree that they both need to dump her ass. She’s a classic case of a girl who values her self worth on whether or not she has a boyfriend.

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    considerthis
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    @ Lady Stardust – I do not think the Nuva Ring is a viable option for Chelsea as I do not believe Novartis manufacters them in life preserver size.

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    NotWithoutMyTV
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    Anybody else think Corey and Jeremy split in the womb? Separated at birth, raised apart, but they’ve got the same mush-mouth diction, relaxed cognition, natural inclination towards camouflage couture, and the same taste in tinsel-teethed, trailer-park single moms. Coinky dink? I think not.

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    Ashley24
    Posted March 16, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    LOL! @ considerthis

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    PinkTop
    Posted March 17, 2013 at 6:03 am

    NotWithout – It’s very possible that Corey and Jeremy are related. I always thought that Corey and Leah were cousins, which would account for Goggles’ issues. I doubt there is a lot of gene variety in the backwoods of the backwoods of whatever hillbilly place they inhabit.

    I have given up on Chelsea. I can understand a naive young girl falling for a douche, simply because she doesn’t know better. Eventually you figure out what’s up, snap out of it, and not make the mistake again. Not only has the Adumb thing been going on for years, Chelsea’s also had the opportunity to watch it on TV and see the world react to it. Hopeless.

    I have never been one to encourage plastic surgery, but Jenelle should start with her lips. They are so small and strange looking. Her mouth resembles an anus. I’d take care of that before considering a boob job.

    Kailyn… zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Valleygirl
    Posted March 17, 2013 at 10:07 am

    I think what continues to astound me is that men find these girls sexually attractive. These girls aren’t alluring at all I don’t get it! Plus I can barely get a bf and these girls collect them like Pokemon cards, why does that keep happening??

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 17, 2013 at 10:47 am

    @PinkTop,

    Make that an anus with an egg tooth.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 17, 2013 at 10:48 am

    @Valleygirl,

    Maybe because you’re intelligent and have standards.

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    caligal
    Posted March 17, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    I have to comment because my captcha is have an inkling. So fitting for these girls. And I LOVED the band Drivin’ and Cryin’!!!!

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    Tapnfeet99
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 12:56 am

    Valley girl, been asking myself that since they were on 16 and Pregnant. But yes, Holyterror is right and we have higher standards. The guy actually being able to form a coherent sentence is one requirement where most of these guys fail….

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 5:37 am

    @tamitha…Vee and Jo are not old enough to drink so they probably aren’t responsible drinkers as I have never met a person under 25 that’s a “responsible” drinker.

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    NettaBoo
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 6:42 am

    @ClassyDrunk Vee was born in Sept. 1991 so she is old enough to drink, not sure if she was old enough when the show was filmed but if not she was pretty close. Also am I the only one who realizes that Jo primarily has Isaac at his parent’s house. I am nearly positive that Isaac’s grandma (who is uber controlling) allows anyone to do anything harmful in the presence of her grandchild. Kailynn is jealous, plain and simple. She said in more than one interview she doesn’t want to be with Jo but, she doesn’t want anyone else to be with him either. She needs to stop trying to control the situation by dragging Jo back and forth to court, she should be grateful he wants to see his son and stop discouraging it. Jo and Corey are the only dad’s on this show that attempt to have relationships with their children. Sadly their hateful, self centered moms want everything to be about them.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 7:56 am

    Again…at 21 you are not a responsible drinker so I wouldn’t want that around my kid either.

    If Kail’s only fault is that she doesn’t want her baby’s father to be with some else but can go to school, work and take care of her child and it seems she has him during the week mostly then I’ll take that over some of the other mothers who don’t work and don’t go to school to better themselves for their child.

    Kail (IMO) is having a normal reaction to her relationship with Jo. I mean what person hasn’t felt that way. She’s 20 so she’s handling the situation like an immature 20 year old.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 10:26 am

    I personally would not want anyone who smokes, drinks frequently, or parties to be around my baby (if I had one) either, so I back Kailyn on that.
    I also get the feeling that Vee isn’t just smoking normal cigarettes. Even if she was, it would still be bad because those can kill you, but it’s especially problematic if she’s smoking weed.
    And just because she doesn’t do it in front of Isaac doesn’t mean anything. It’s not like the drunkeness goes away when you throw out the bottle. If she and Jo are getting drunk or high together and then they are coming back home still drunk or high, Isaac is still being exposed to that, and it’s not a safe situation for him to be in.

    I also don’t think that there is such a huge double standard with Kailyn’s boyfriends and Vee.
    Firstly because Kailyn is way more responsible than Jo, so I feel like you can trust her more in terms of what she will allow to happen around Isaac and what she won’t.
    Secondly, Kailyn’s boyfriends don’t have Vee’s habits, don’t distract Kailyn from Isaac the way that Vee distracts Jo, and I think overall, they have been more…cognizant of Isaac being there.
    I’ve never gotten the sense that Vee really cares about Isaac independent of Jo, the way that you can see with Kailyn’s boyfriends or even Jeremy with Leah’s kids.

    I do think that Kailyn is jealous and that’s a big reason why she’s making a huge deal about Vee, but at the same time, her claims are not completely invalid.
    If I had to pick between Javi and Vee to watch my child, I’m going to pick the college student and aspiring police officer, even with his big ass dogs. The fact that Isaac straight up slapped a dog that was maybe three times his weight and a few inches taller than him with a skillet and lived to tell the tale shows that the dogs must be well trained.
    Under no circumstances could I pick the partying, twitter-whoring, wannabe rapper’s jump-off/potential baby mama, failed video vixen. If the world had come to an end and Vee was the last person left to watch my baby, I would just hide it under a pile of leaves and twigs and try to come back ASAP.
    The only SOs less qualified to care for a baby are Jenelle’s boyfriends.

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    Sam
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 10:58 am

    Did anybody else think that Kailyn actually looked much prettier than she normally does when she was wearing those enormous glasses? That is my only thought on this episode because everything was so blah.

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    Hatched One
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Chelsea is in for a rude awakening some day – she’s going to get into a situation that Daddy won’t be able to buy her way out of. That thought keeps me from reaching into my TV to throttle her.

    Kailyn – *sigh* – she had a tough road before she had Isaac, basically being abandoned by the people who are supposed to love you and take care of you (AKA Mom and Dad). She can handle responsibility and hard work – she proves that every week. She’s just so insecure that I think she’s afraid of losing Isaac’s love or of being marginalized in his life. Of course, if she keeps loving him, nuturing him and setting a good example for him, he’s always going to love her to distraction. No matter how much fun he has at Grandma’s house.

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    Classy Drunk
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    Thanks Chaos…I thought maybe my panties were in a wad because I don’t think I would want Vee to be around my child (that is if I had one)

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    considerthis
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    To be honest I do not think I would want a single human being on this show to be around my child.

    I would let Uber Megan babysit as my first choice – she is by FAR the most competent to raise a kids out of this crew.

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    Holyterror
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 2:39 pm

    @considerthis,

    I concur.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 2:40 pm

    Mark could watch my baby.
    Ali could help.

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    JudgyWudgy
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    Oh, make no mistake, Vee is an annoying attention whore and her blatant disrespectful behavior by making her unwise habits around Kailyn’s child public through social media is almost more concerning than said behaviors themselves. Plus, I’m fairly certain she is NOT of age (correct me if I’m wrong). Kail is also one of the few people who usually gets a pass with me because she’s trying so hard despite her horrible upbringing.

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    Moli
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 5:57 pm

    MeganMark , Aubrey and Goggles could babysit my kids anytime. Aubrey and Goggles would teach them multiple languages and Calculus… possibly introduction to Physics.

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    considerthis
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 6:28 pm

    OK y’all bring up good Teen Mom babysitters along with Uber Megan. Considering 2 of them are 3 years old that isn’t saying much for the “adult” cast members.

    After careful consideration I would like to make another addition to the “Gasmii TM2 approved Babysitter List” please add Dustin Sullivan Esq. If he could babysit Janelle thru rehab, Kesha concerts, and overall probabtion – he could watch my kid ANYTIME. That man is a saint!

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    “If he could babysit Janelle thru rehab, Kesha concerts, and overall probabtion – he could watch my kid ANYTIME.’

    And he did it all with a straight face.

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    cloudsinmycoffee
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 11:42 am

    I have two wonderful little men and let me tell you, their dad smokes and he is NOT allowed to touch them until he has changed his clothing, washed his mouth, face and hands. There is something called 3rd degree smoke and that can still get a child sick, especially since their lungs are still forming. Asthma runs in both sides of the family so that’s why I get so rigid with the smoking rules. He is also not allowed to smoke in the house and nowhere around the babies. I can see Kailyn’s point, because even if Vee is just smoking cigarettes Isaac can still smell and inhale smoke residue off of her clothing (even smell like smoke himself).

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    CrisB83
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    When I see the title of this post I always think it’s going to be another breastfeeding discussion…

    I think part of Kail’s obsession over Vee being around has to do with the fact that Jo is still halfway stringing her along. I got this creepy feeling from the mid-season interview with Dr. Drew that Jo likes to help her continue the fantasy that they could still get together as a family someday… just so she stays available and willing for casual hookups. Jo reminds me a little of Leah that way- in love with the idea of having as many girls fight over him as possible. This is not to say he isn’t an okay dad- I think he limps along pretty well in regard to Isaac. I just think he’s a douchebag when it comes to his romantic relationships.

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    Sunshine
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    Kailyn is a huge hypocrite and the real reason she is pissed is because she had sex with Joe and then he did not want to get back together with her and chose Vee or whatever the heck her name is instead…all the other crap about her smoking and drinking is just bullshit….obviously Joe will not let Isaac ever be in harms way..he obviously adores the kid. She gets Isaac all week long, Joe can’t even have a day now? But it’s ok for Javi to move in …and the other idiot lived there too that she treated like crap until she and Joe had the shower sex….HYPOCRITE!!! Nobody Joe is with will ever be good enough because it’s not her.

    Aubrey is the smarter than her parents and does Chelsea seriously think that giant pink headband looks good? How funny it matched her gyno smock. I was laughing so hard and just couldn’t wait for Madelyn27′s recap.

    They are always the best!!

    Janelle and Leah are just too much of a waste for words.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 19, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    So Adam is having a baby by another girl: http://perezhilton.com/perezitos/2013-03-14-teen-mom-adam-linds-ex-is-pregnant-with-his-baby#.UUlKrxxvDng

    I hope they have Chelsea on suicide watch.

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    Angelpie26
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 3:50 am

    I think Corey sounds like Boomhower from King of the Hill. I think he and Jeremy should both head for the hills. What is with these guys?! Are women so scarce in their town that they have to grab the first skirt to come down the pike? I hate to say this, but Leah looks like she smells. My head starts to itch when her segments come on. Also I can’t believe Janelle took Kweefer back. What a mega-dumbo. Great recap, hilarious captions!

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    thankfulnottobethem
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 11:45 am

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=556363454395048&set=a.177319978966066.44034.107705135927551&type=1&theater

    I saw this on my FB feed – I am a little disturbed I have a FB friend who has the Leah Meeser FB page “Liked”, that being said just look how downright pretty little Goggles is.

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted March 20, 2013 at 11:53 am

    ^ Ali is giving me everything I need and more.

    The new baby looks like a frail ET but maybe it will get better. Most newborns aren’t so cute.

    But poor Aleeah. Just look at that forehead. Smdh, poor thing.

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    darlingclementine
    Posted March 21, 2013 at 8:45 pm

    Im a little late in the game to this one but…

    Looked for Vee’s twitter feed and it has been deleted! But yeah Kail is just jealous. I mean I probably would be too if I was Kail though, Vee is pretty cute! But then again Kail has Javi so I go back to not getting why she would care so much. Yes to whoever in the comments that said Kail somehow looked better with the giant ass glasses on.

    Also Jenelle’s “selling advertising job online” is totally when she tweets a bunch of crap. Sometimes it is straight ads and other times it is “journals entries” where she gets paid by the click. A few other MTV reality people do the journal entry part but I think hers is the most noticeable cuz it will go right when the show is playing. She lost quite a few followers over it at least at the beginning.