The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained.
Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics.
Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.
Your mommy loves the new baby more.
Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.
Teen Mom 2 was on hiatus over the holidays, but they are back.
Why does she get paw prints? Because she’s orange like a tiger?
I think the extra week off gave Chelsea a chance to learn to read (everything except the instructions on her spray tan bottle). We start with her prepping for her next batch of GED tests. She’s not really nervous, but it’s probably because she’s having trouble getting her eyelashes to stay on straight. She’s taking the reading and social studies sections of the test and I’d really like to think that it can’t be all that hard. I mean it’s READING and SOCIAL STUDIES… those are classes you STOP taking in elementary school. Chelsea interviews that she barely has time to think about Adam, but I highly doubt she’s gotten her sht together this quickly.
I always have time to look good.
I just found a cockroach in my hair.
Someone needs a trip to Year Round Brown.
As she leaves the house, Aubree has a breakdown and it’s sad because no mom likes to leave their kid screaming for them… but I’m sure Aubree pulled it together quickly.
Oh sweet puppy… We’ll get to you soon.
Chelsea and Aubree are having a nice hibachi dinner with her dad. I found out that Chelsea’s dad’s Twitter name is Randilicious… or something equally disturbing. Chelsea tells him that she’s a genius and he asks if she passed the tests. She said she didn’t know yet, but that she felt pretty good about it. She asks him if she’s going to have to get a job while she’s in beauty school and he says no, that she won’t have time. She asks if she will have to start stripping to pay the bills, and he responds with “yeah, you’ll pay them $1 at a time”… haha, even her dad doesn’t think that she’d ever get a 5 spot for her tricks. She mumbles about not being able to pay the bills and he says that they’ll figure that out when the time comes.
Daddy didn’t raise no moron stripper.