Yes he did.
You would be a terrible stripper.
But you, lil sweetie, will do great on a pole.
How is she paying her bills now? Don’t we all assume that her dad supports her? I know one commenter asks why she doesn’t just live with Randy in his big house… but I do know that Randy is married, so the new wife might not want his daughter and granddaughter around 24/7… she’s never seen, so clearly she’s not proud of her step-daughter.
Chelsea has decided that it’s time to potty train Aubree. I know there are many schools of thought on potty training, but I’ll just say that my daughter was potty trained at 15 months. And it took a week (I worked full time, but my mom stepped in for a week and got the job done. No muss, no fuss. Diapers were expensive and I needed her trained). Aubree looks well over 2, so I’m thinking that Chelsea should have used some of her ‘stay at home time’ working with Aubree. Clearly Aubree is bright enough, if she can learn to high five and wear Uggs, she can learn to pee in a toilet.
Anyway, Chelsea, Aubree and two Megans go to a store to buy a potty. They get it home and Aubree has zero interest in the potty. So much so that she kicks it, flips it over, and flat out says “no potty”. (Again, if your kid can identify it and talk about it, she’s ready for it.) Chelsea makes up a chart to reward Aubree and they hang it on the fridge next to Chelsea’s GED goals. So I guess I’m seeing two things that will never be accomplished on the fridge. While Chelsea tries to explain it all to Aubree she talks in her baby voice and I have to go decide if I want to take a peach, yellow, or green pill to get through the rest of the episode.
Aubree gets a star for peeing. Chelsea gets a star for spelling “Chart” correctly.
Word up! I totes just peed on the couch.
No pants. No pee. It’s up to you mom.
You use your yoga pants the same way I use my potty. For nothing.
Can you read my lips, mom? NO POTTY!
They show a few cute shots of their precious new puppy dog, and if you’ve seen the “Next Week on Teen Mom 2…” you’ll know that this dog isn’t long for this world. Or maybe it’s the black dog. Either way, call PETA… because next week I’m gonna get pissed that some cameraman couldn’t drop the shot long enough to save this poor dog.