Can someone wipe down that table, please? Are we filthy pigs?
I know I am.
We all know I am.
Chelsea’s mom is watching Aubree (but clearly not doing her hair), so Chelsea can tour a beauty school with Feather. He gives her a tour and it’s all just too much for me. My friend went to cosmetology school and I saw it and it was so nice and clean and professional… this place looked like a dirty warehouse of unattractive people. Like Big Lots, but a beauty school. Feather tells her she can’t be a minute late for class and Chelsea panics for a second. They head over to meet with the Dean of Admissions/Janitor and he’s shocked that Chelsea hasn’t finished her GED. Feather seems amused by his dumb friend… in that judgy way. Chelsea says she has like 3 or 4 or 5 more tests to take. Hey Chels, it’s 5. You took one… you’re not fooling anyone. She blames it on having a child and the guy is all understanding with her. (While Kailyn is getting her PhD, working 3 jobs, and going to Texas with NO SUPPORT, Chelsea can’t take a test to finish high school.) She is such a bleeping moron. Her dad must be embarrassed. But then again, I did go to his website and read his bio and whoever wrote it has NOT passed the English portion of the GED test. Anyway, the Admission’s guy says they will work with her and her family obligations, but then tells her they do have an entrance exam to make sure that students have a basic understanding of tying their shoes. We all saw how well Leah did with an entrance exam, so I’m assuming rules will be changed and bars will be lowered for Chelsea.
I basically finished my GED, except for the tests.
I live in the basement and wear a helmet and I managed to get my GED.
Hey Feathers! Stop judging and look in a mirror. And take a bath!
Chelsea voiceovers that Aubree is with Adam’s parents tonight and hopefully getting a much needed bath. She has decided to host a dinner party for three of her friends. We will refer to them as Feather, Feather, and Feather… or collectively as “The Feathers”. She’s whipped up a pasta dish, lit a candle, and put a tub of County Crock on the table. The Feathers have all been to cosmetology school so they are there to support Chelsea’s dream of going to Feather’s beauty college. Blond Feather has fried her hair and cut some insane bangs. Red Feather does a happy dance. And Dude Feather just continues to twitch and chomp on his gum like he might be on crystal meth.