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Hey, gross… There’s a feather in the casserole.
It’s not mine.
Sorry, what? I’m busy grinding my teeth down to stumps.
I graduated beauty school in the early 80s.
Somewhere there’s a dentist realizing his daughter is a failure.
Jenelle has been staying sober, but she and her mom are back to screaming. Apparently Janelle is sick and Barbara is screaming that she shouldn’t get Jace sick, but Jenelle screams louder that Barbara’s house is an “unstable environment” because Jace is playing with cables. Barbara says it’s “bullshit” and it’s totally stable. Jace tries to go to his happy place. Jenelle takes off and heads over to vent to her new retarded boyfriend, Josh. He tells her that his mom is looking for a tenant, so maybe it would be a good idea for Jenelle to move in with them. I think it sounds like a banner idea and wish Josh had thought of it sooner… like on their first date. He shows her around Casa de Josh, and it doesn’t disappoint. The pool is the main attraction and they agree that it’ll work out great as long as they take it slow and establish boundaries. These two really have their heads screwed on straight. I can’t imagine it going poorly.
Can someone show me how to tie a noose?
Josh borrowed Jace’s Leap Frog computer.
So I take it this end is the Smoking Section?
Looks like someone ran into a wall again.
Jenelle voiceovers that school isn’t going too well lately, and I’m wondering about the status of her meds in this situation. She meets a new friend at some pizza place that appears to be next to a dumpster and tells her about her idea to move in with Josh. Jenelle doesn’t think anything will go wrong because the house has three bedrooms. So it’s not like she’s living with Josh… she’s just living in Josh’s house. I’m rethinking my belief that she is smart. Her friend thinks she’s making good choices in her life. True dat!
Some homeless man gave me a slice from the dumpster.
Whatevs, I haven’t had the munchies in weeks.
Jenelle, Barb, and Jace go out to eat and Jenelle tells her about the spare bedroom over at Josh’s house. Barb thinks it’s a little soon, but Jenelle explains that she has her own room and she’s not signing a lease, so it’s not like she can’t screw over Josh’s family. Barb thinks it’s too soon and that she should stay home with Jace, but that she can’t tell Jenelle what to do. Jenelle wants to know if Barb will let Jace come stay with her because she’s ready to start trying to get custody back. Haha, sure you are Jenelle. Barb says she’d have to see the place first to make sure it’s safe (and that there are plenty of cables and screaming). She asks if Jenelle is back on her meds and Jenelle says that she is making an appointment next week. And I’m sure Barb believes her as much as I do. But I like the volatile Jenelle, so what do I care? I mean, Jace is pretty much set up to be a serial killer or commit matricide; (Is there such a thing as grandmatricide?) so it’s not like her taking or not taking meds will make any difference to him. They both agree that Josh is a great guy and is great with Jace, so there you go. Jenelle snares Barb into helping move her furniture to the new house. I liked it so much better when Barb would just throw it all outside.