One day I’m going to stab my mother with this spoon.
Josh’s mom is at the local ABC Liquor store using her MTV money to buy more jugs of wine.
Sad sack, Kailyn, is eating the most boring dinner with her non-friend. She explains that Jordan is gone, Slo Jo has a girlfriend, and her mom has disappeared. She makes a diagram of how alone she feels. Her non-friend offers to throw rocks at her. Kailyn says she wants to pack up and go to Texas to reconnect with her family there. Well, not her dad… but her cousin and her sister. The non-friend offers little to no support, but says that she’s really proud of Kailyn. I think MTV gave her an extra $100 to say that.
No man is an island, but Kailyn is a napkin ring.
I forgot my line.
Kailyn is sitting alone at the world’s saddest coffee shop. She calls her cousin in Texas to see if she could come down and visit. Her cousin is so nice to her and says they would love to see her and that she would even talk to Kailyn’s biological sister to see if she wants to get together soon. It’s a very depressing scene and it makes me want to like Kailyn, but yikes… she’s just such a Debbie Downer. And I totally blame her mom and dad… but even that doesn’t make me like her.
Kailyn is dropping Isaac off with Slo Jo and she tells him that she needs to swap weekends with him because she’s going to Texas to see her family. He doesn’t understand why she’s going, but then again, he still lives at home with his family. I don’t understand why she has to switch weekends, because couldn’t she just have made plans for a weekend she doesn’t have Isaac? She hasn’t booked the tickets, so how does she know she needs to switch weekends. I’m assuming this was her passive-aggressive way of making him see that she’s moving on with her life too. Slo Jo doesn’t care. His parents will be the ones affected. Slo Jo asks if she’s gonna reconnect with her dad and she says “heck no”… Good call, he was a creeper.
UGH – side note, the yard edger guy is now doing my yard. Granted we pay him to do it, but does he have to do it RIGHT NOW? It’s so loud. It’s almost as bad as the maids showing up on days I have nothing to do (read always) and I have to hide in a closet while they clean my filthy floors (because I won’t/can’t).