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Saturday, January 19, 2013
2:41 pm
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Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Love Me. Me.
Bottoms up, Non-Goggles.
Maybe we could duct tape those legs together.
Corey is chasing the girls around his place and his friend stops by. Goggles is doing a super cute scoot thing that she probably shouldn’t be doing, and Non Goggles was even cute when he was putting her to bed and she told him she loved him. Once the twins were down, Corey explains to his friend about what’s going on with Leah and how he has to prove himself to her. Or move on. MOVE ON.
My dog scoots like this too. (Nice AE underpants, Corey.)
Good night, Non-Goggles. You’re winning us over.
Jeremy is leaving for a week again, and they decide to take the two girls out for dinner. They continue to talk about Corey and Leah tells him that she always puts her girls first and that’s why she was going to go back to Corey. She says the girls would love to have their mom and dad together. Goggles would love to be able to get her two legs together. Non-Goggles probably doesn’t know who her mom and dad even are. But lucky Jeremy, he got the golden ticket.
Of all the days to forget my goggles, on lemon wedge day.
Sht’s tart!
She can control the straw, but not that one eye.
Her head is shaped like candy corn.
Leah talks about school being so far away and that the babysitter lives so far away. She’s sure that her mom will be able to sell that trailer so that she can find a bigger place. She claims the trailer caused a lot of drama. (Leah, you caused the drama, not the trailer.)
Leah, her gnome-mom and the twins are house hunting. They meet up with Scott, the landlord, and I’m surprised that Leah doesn’t have the girls calling him daddy. He asks who is moving in and she says it’s just her and the girls. HA! Don’t believe her, Scott. Their rent is $725 and I’m shocked, I know what $725 gets you around where I live, and let’s just say you wouldn’t be alive very long. She tells Scott that she wants it and he says he really wants to rent to her. It was creepy. I hope he stalks her. She sits outside with her mom, and her mom definitely has that “little people” gene. Leah is just happy to have a house that is suitable for Goggles. While she says this, Non-Goggles is spitting dip off the porch. Classy.
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From what I have read, the husky was chained in the neighbor’s backyard and has hurt Frankie before, when they were ‘playing’. Supposedly Chelsea checked and the dog wasn’t outside before she let Frankie out, but who knows. I have a hard time placing any blame on the husky or the husky owner because a lot of dogs are territorial when they are restrained and a loose dog runs up to them; and no dog should be outside without a leash unless you are 100% certain they are going to come back to you when you call them. And, I hate when people say “well that dog killed/hurt another dog, they must be vicious!!!” Aggression towards another dog does NOT equal aggression towards a human. I’ve known some super nice dogs that would have torn up another dog but would have died for a human. And, huskies are notorious for having high prey drive and Frankie was a little dog–as harsh as it seems sometimes it comes down to instinct, and when you have such a size differential all it takes is one bite.
I know Chelsea didn’t mean for anything to happen to Frankie and I’m sure she’s devastated but I hope she invests in some leashes from now on. Even if you just stake them out in the front yard or SOMETHING, it’s better than just turning them loose. What about cars, etc? Yes it’s a dead end cul-de-sac but people still drive there….so c’mon. Be smart.
Hi Scott. Meet your future daughters. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I just died.
i think that with jennelle and leah now having more babies, they have just ensured a longer running time for their season than the OG teen moms. Not sure if Kail or Chelsea would have enough storyline to keep going though…
i also love aubree’s voice! its the sweetest thing!
@Madelyne27 That was Kailyn’s friend Mark. Lots of people get him confused with her other friend Mark. That we were all hoping would be named Mike.
Chelsea doesn’t need to be in the house without a care giver. And the house doesn’t need to be there without a fenced yard.
I don’t blame the husky either. If you want any kind of dog or cat to be sweet to little animals including human 1s, they have to learn when they’re puppies. Even then they’re liable to not know their own strength. So you need to watch them. And once it’s dead they might as well eat it.
After reading about how that dog already got ahold of the puppy before I’ve started to think you were right in the mini cap.
And Randy’s way more passive aggressive than anybody suspected.
The MVP award for this episode goes to Kailyn for when she stood up not only for herself but her son when talking to her mom on the phone. I don’t blame Kailyn at all for not wanting her mother to be around Issac, and where the fuck does she get off thinking she deserved the title of “grandmother” when she abandoned her own daughter. The nerve of that woman.
Chelsea is a fucking idiot, and I am so happy that the 911 dispatchers made her feel so. Any dog, especially a puppy, should always have a leash on when they are not in an enclosed environment. I cannot stand when people blame the bigger dog. I have a German Shepherd, and he has been socialized with babies, toddlers, little dogs etc. since he was 9 weeks old. He is very sweet to anyone, but he is still a dog, and I cannot predict how he will act in a situation, so when we are in a public environment where I cannot restrain him, I always keep him on his harness and leash.
OK, I just had to vent that out, back to reading and drinking.
Sorry I mean that my dog is very sweet to everyone, not anyone.
I was so disgusted that Chelsea’s friend had the soles of her boots on the couch. I wish someone I knew would come over and put their shoes on my bed or couch. That would be the last day they even had feet to put shoes onto.
Omfg, I almost forgot.
Can we please discuss how Jo said that Isaac needs to see him more than he needs to see Isaac?
What the fuck kind of father says that?
Why is he such a douche, and why of all the boys in that town, did Kailyn have to procreate with him? Why not Mark? Mark is my favorite Meagan.
Also a big douche in Kailyn’s life is her mother…I can’t believe she tried to say that Kailyn doesn’t have the right to restrict access to Isaac. Of course she does.
And I felt so bad for her. She shouldn’t even have to explain why she doesn’t want Suzi around. Anyone with sense should be able to look at the person that Suzi is, and know that she doesn’t need to be anywhere near a baby. And as a father, Jo should be on her side because he should want what’s best for Isaac. His problem is that he’s bitter and tries to foil Kailyn at every turn, regardless of what’s right. Omg, I hate him.
When you have people like that in your life, you start to thinking that you’re crazy when you’re actually the only sane one there, so I really hope she can move to Austin. I’m sure the courts won’t make her leave Isaac behind or make her stay. They never come down on Jo’s side anyway, mostly cuz Jo is always wrong.
I’m really upset that the rent I pay to share a three bedroom is more than these girls pay to rent an entire fucking house.
Like seriously…725? For a whole house?! With a yard!!
Leah is like catnip for dudes. The landlord was pretty much salivating…I’m sure his plan was to suddenly double the rent and offer Leah an “alternate payment plan”, so her girls and she wouldn’t be destitute in the streets.
He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Jeremy and his meddling penis.
I still want to steal Ali. Her little scootch was cute as hell, but it broke my heart at the same time. I hope she’ll start taking steps soon.
I should probably be upset that you call the girls Goggles and Non-Goggles since Gogg…I mean, the one with glasses…has medical issues. But I’m not and I laugh everytime. Yup, a first class ticket to hell is in my future.
So Mama Orange was talking about getting Baby Orange to finally pass the GED so she get into beauty school. If they have another season of this, I’m betting Frankie Avalon will make a special appearance singing Beauty School Dropout because there’s NO WAY she’s doing everything her beauty school graduate friend was telling her they do – she would have to actually pay attention to something other than herself or Adam or Randiculous for more than 15 minutes, y’all!
@chaos – an early morning Scooby Doo reference… “He would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Jeremy and his meddling penis.” And I agree about Slo Jo thinks a little too much of his parenting at times, but I think Slo’s family is probably a huge influence in his life. Suzy is a hot mess. And I read that Goggles took her first steps… I think she was running away from Leah.
@Chicken Lips – Goggle and Non-Goggles are terms of affection. I can’t claim them as my own. A Gasmii reader/commenter came up with it and I love it. Bc it fits them perfectly and still shows that Goggles is the cuter of the two. (Non-G has stepped up her candy corn shaped head lately, though.) (Credit goes to @tlondon on Dec. 5, 2012.)
And let’s face it team, Chelsea has only passed the PRE-TESTS… she’s still gotta take the pesky GED test herself.
I just watched the episode. One thing I’ll get on a soapbox about is responsible dog ownership and the lackadaisical way Chelsea let her dogs outside is not it. Okay, the husky sounds like it might not be the safest living thing on earth but given the policy’s response it was most likely restrained properly while her dog wasn’t. Nice logic about everyone’s dog “getting away” at some point Rando, but the dog didn’t door dash, she let it out. Sad situation, but completely avoidable. I hope you’re a good dentist, because we’ve deduced that writing and advice-giving are not your strong suits.
*police’s response. I guess that’s where damnyouautocorrect.com came from.
Amongst her various felony and misdemeanors charges, Janelle is the obvious asassin of Baretta’s bird and has the audacity to flaunt it from her rear view mirror. I wouldn’t fuck with Robert Blake – just sayin…
Aww! Thanks for the shout-out, Madelyne247! I started calling them by those names, not to be a bitch, but because I just can’t with those names. AlleeeyaBaba & AlleeyaLamaDingDong or whatever those names are-too damn similar and too many random Y’s and “eee-yah’s” thrown in.
When I was watching one night, my 7 year old daughter happened through and asked “what’s that baby’s name? the one with the goggles?” So there you go.
I haven’t watched the episode yet, but knowing Goggles is gonna do her patented “Ursula the Sea Witch” scoot across the floor makes me want to more than ever. I also want to see her master walking of course, but damn, it seems like she has figured out a way to get around that works for her. I dig that kid.
I doubt Non-Goggles and her candy corn shaped head (LOVE!) could have done the same. Non-Goggles strikes me as the dumb, slutty one.
Comments on the comments.
@Chaos – Thank you for mentioning the Slo Jo statement of \I think he (Issac Hanson) needs me more than I (captian dingleberry) need him.\ Can’t wait for Issac to see that episode. God I HATE him so much. You know Janet is bustin her ass and when MTV yells ACTION Jo grabs Issac – Cheetos and all and runs for the keyboard.
@Chicken Lips – Grease is my favorite movie EVAH. Would love to see Frankie (the alive human not dead adorable dog) croon to Chelsea . However to drop out you have to enroll and the odds are slim there.
@Madalynes – Fab job and Candy Corn head favorite from this re-cap.
@considerthis – Oh ye of little faith. I’m almost positive she’s going to enroll IF she ever passes the GED and then she’ll drop out 15 minutes after the deadline for Randiculous to get his money back.
If Frankie had gotten hit by a car, who would Chelsea have blamed then? Because the way she let him out like that, becoming tire fodder was just as much of a possibility as being attacked by a dog that was chained in their own yard.
I would love to rant about Chelsea’s pet care skills, because people who can’t be arsed to be as responsible with their pets (let alone their children) is a massive pet peeve of mine. But instead, I will just take a deep breath and think about how flippin cute Corey is with Goggle and Non-goggles. Dr. Drew just needs to show video of him with the girls to all the dead beat dads he has to deal with and say “Look, this is how it’s done.”
These girls make me so, so angry!
Chelsea – look, I don’t doubt she is probably a sweetheart and she does love Aubree to death and I guarantee you she is probably a blast in a glass to have as a friend. But that’s because she’s got to have SOMETHING going for her seeing as how she is pretty much lazy and dumb as a box of rocks. But the Frankie thing INCENSED me. In what world do these people live where they think it’s ok to just let your multiple dogs out to wander in a neighborhood where you don’t even have a fenced in yard? I’ve got two little dogs and I won’t even let the one who would listen to me out without a leash because I can’t guarantee he isn’t going to see an animal or a squirrel and take off after it. I’m not saying Chelsea deserves what she got, I’m just saying I hope she takes away a valuable lesson and buys some leashes like Madelynes said. I mean hell, she pretty much spends her day in \workout\ clothes – might as well put them to good use and go for a walk.
Kail (and SloJo) – I’m not one to defend SloJo but I kind of took his comment about Issac needing to spend more time with him than Jo needs to as a way of Jo stating that it’s important Issac has a father figure in his life regularly, especially in the formative years. I don’t think he meant anything malicious by or that it was any indication of how he felt about seeing Issac, I just think he didn’t word it properly. Especially in the context of having a discussion with Kail about the importance of family and the breaks in hers. I mean, I have no doubt that Janet is busting her ass to help take care of Issac, but Jo is present and he still makes an effort which is a lot to be said for a bunch of the other dudes throughout this series. This isn’t me giving him a pass because he’s been a giant douche in the past but I do tend to feel less harshly towards him than some of the other dads because he’s there, he spends time with Issac, I’m sure he helps support him with what he can and he does TRY to coparent with Kail. As for Kail moving to Texas – HA! I laughed out loud when she even started to consider it because I knew Jo would shut her down on that idea. I mean, I get WHY she wants to and she is entitled to want that, especially after all the crap she’s been through, but she had a baby with a dude who is an active parent in their kids life – the choice to pick up and move across the country is no longer hers alone to make. I don’t know with Kail – sometimes I feel bad for her and sometimes, I really hate the way she speaks to people and she can really act like an asshole sometimes.
Leah – I think Leah is just a product of the ideals that pervade where she was raised. You get married and have babies young, you maybe go to college to get your MRS degree then you raise your babies either on your own or with whatever man has stuck around long enough, be it the baby daddy or the the flavor of the week. Now, yes, this is a broad generalization and certainly does not encompass every single person in the South but it is a more common ideal that is more pervasive here than in other areas of the country. So I think Leah doesn’t know anymore and that just makes me feel kind of MEH about her whole story line.
And finally Jenelle. I just can’t even with her anymore. She’s all up on Twitter saying she can’t afford school and can’t afford to get Jace back and then she turns up pregnant with the justification that this will show she’s a better mom in the court’s eyes. I mean, first, correct me if I’m wrong, but does she really need a ton of money for a \custody battle\? Couldn’t Barb just sign the rights back over to Jenelle if she thought she was capable of taking care of Jace without a lot or any intervention from the courts? Second, how can you say you can’t afford school or to get Jace back but you can afford to have a second kid? And then her dumbass piece of trash husband is saying this baby will be different and he will get a second chance because he didn’t get some \random\ pregnant but that Jenelle is his wife. As if this second kid is more important to him than his first. I am way to in the know about all of this and that’s what makes me angrier because it’s like a train wreck – I just can’t look away!
All of these girls are the same people who are going to make our future just like the one in Mike Judge’s Idiocracy – a movie that I fear becomes more and more nonfiction the further into the future of this society we get.
I like, want to kick the shins of all those involved in the ridiculousness of Kailyn’s life. I can’t believe Kailyn’s mom would act like she has rights that trump Kailyn’s rights with her own son, especially after she was the world’s worst mother to Kailyn. (Well, maybe second worst. Did you guys see the 16 and Pregnant with the girl whose mom wanted to get “eating tips” from her anorexic daughter and who wouldn’t make sure her newborn had heat in the middle of winter? She was the worst.) I want Kailyn to get a restraining order or something against that woman. Jo sucks (as always) too. I agree that he is more involved in his son’s life than a lot of the dads on this show. But, he needs to respect Kailyn’s right to protect herself and Isaac from people who would do them harm, which at this point includes Kailyn’s mother. /rant
We got transferred to Louisville for my husband’s job and it took me a few months to land a job in my field so all I wore was Victoria’s Secret PINK for the transition because I spent all day exercising our dog and doing housework. Plus it’s comfortable to wear if you’re a lazy slob like Chelsea, too. VS makes lots of money off the unemployed.
very funny recap. I also can’t stand Slo JO and I sooo would LOVE to see his and Janet’s face when Kailyn would just move if she wanted. Ya know Slo JO, I wouldn’t feel this way about you if you had just been one ounce of nice to Kailyn in the beginning instead of spewing vulgar insults at her all the time. Seriously, do the courts force an unwed mother to live in the same area as the biological dad??? Slo JO just thinks he is king of manhood. Can’t stand him!
Hey Chicken Lips! (#8). I’VE got a first-class ticket to hell in my future too!! Wanna be seatmates?
If either of my dogs (a beagle and a coonhound) were mauled to death, I’d be CRUSHED by guilt which would make me cry harder and bang my head against the wall. This kid just seems sorry that it happened to her (kind of a Munchausen’s thing).
Yeah, I know dogs can door dash, but you can take steps against that as well. My front storm door is locked all the time. My front steel door is locked all the time. If someone has to come in the front door, we can put the dogs on the harness leash or stow them in the family room behind the baby gate attached to the wall. We come in through the garage and have to go through one door which we close behind us before we open the other door. That way, if one of them charge the door, they’re only in the laundry room with us. Big Deal. I have a fenced-in yard and we watch them every time we let them out. Leashes and flashlights are always by the door. Sure it can be a pain, but my dogs are still alive and happy.
Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure there are legal issues that prevent a mom from picking up and moving if it’s not agreed upon by both parties.
If either of my dogs got attacked by another dog I don’t give a shit if that dog was tied or not, I would grab the heaviest object I could find and fight for my dogs life. Other than my real child nothing is more important to me than my four legged children. Granted I go to great lengths to make sure my dogs are always pretty safe, but still, I would pitty whatever dog would attack my babies.
I knew a woman who took their daughter 4 states away from their biological father. Of course this woman was/is a major witch and the father was/is very passive, so maybe he just agreed to it so she wouldn’t bow up on him. haha
As a mother with an active, yet psychotic, grandmother in my children’s lives I must say that Kailyn has every right to tell her mother to fuck off when it comes to Isaac. You don’t get oopsies when it comes to skipping a generation and decide to be a grandparent when you aren’t even a PARENT in the first place. Fuck that. I would have a restraining order placed against her because she’s a liability to run off in the other direction with my child. And Slo Jo should know fucking better too, as Isaac is his son as well and he KNOWS the level of crazy that witch is. She is a flight risk, and if she weren’t, why would he want to expose his son to her!?
@judgy…well at least you worked out. All we see is Chelsea on the couch in SWEATS!!! But on some pants with a zipper at least once…PLEASE!!!