I think I’d be a great child care provider… you don’t do background checks, or watch TV, do you?
So, you gave up custody of your son because of drugs, but you’re organized? Perfect.
Chelsea pretends to be studying for her GED when her friend stops by for a chat. They say they should chat outside to clear her head, but I will assume that’s code for smoking. She tells her friend that she and Adam are going slow, and her friend says that Adam creeps her out and makes her very nervous.
(“I wonder what GED stand for; I hope it’s not on the test.”)
Kailyn and Mark get together to watch Joe’s first YouTube video. He’s a rapper, yo. There’s a hot chick in the video and Kailyn’s all “what’s the first thing you think when you see her face?” and I’m praying she doesn’t think that the girl looks like her… because she doesn’t. At all. They talk about the girl and what she’s read on-line about this girl, V. (Really, I write three recaps, and two of the shows have people named V.) Kailyn bores me. I have a lot of respect for her work ethic and strong parenting skills… but ZZZzzzzz.
Just look at this chick…
…it’s like looking into a mirror. (At a fun house.)
Leah and Ali meet with Ali’s physical therapist. Ali is doing just great, for a kid with no syndrome, that’s very clearly a syndrome. They teach her how to roll over. My dog can’t even do that… and he doesn’t wear glasses. Maybe Ali is just fine. Aleeah is in the scene too, but only for a second because Leah needs to start texting Corey to continue to make this all about her. She cries and says she’s lost 50 pounds since he left. (Hey Corey, come to my house and then break up with me… I could use the weight loss.)
Pssst… Leah, you have twins… where is the other one?
Oops, I lost Aleeah again. And 50 pounds.
Jenelle and her friend get home from the beach and Barbara wants to help give Jace a bath. They don’t see eye to eye on how to rinse sand off a kid and Jenelle goes batsht crazy and starts screaming and cursing at her mom. It’s so awful to watch Jace as he stands there and hears it all… it’s so wonderful to watch the choo-choo train that is Jenelle… because we all know it crashes. A lot. Jenelle’s friend sits there wishing she were getting high with her non-MTV friends and eventually the two girls just leave.