Uh-oh. Jenelle is sitting on the front porch and she is not whistling Dixie. Last night, after her bathtub fight with her mom, she went out and got high with her friend. She’s worried because she has a drug test next week and tries to garner sympathy from her friend. Jenelle is so cute and I honestly believe that intellectually she is very smart… just not when it comes to the real world. (Oh, she’d be awesome on The Real World.) Jenelle says she’s trying to find a way to clean her system out before next week.
Her porch puts Leah’s porch to shame.
I accidentally fell onto a bong… it wasn’t my fault. I miss Keifer. And Ke$ha.
Leah and Corey are still at the hospital. Leah cries her black eyeliner tears while Corey wears his camo hat. They talk about Ali for a hot minute and Aleeah looks like she may have maimed her own face. Leah wants to talk about “them”… the babies must really bug her. They part ways. I think Corey is fairly mature right now. I would totally throw the cheating thing back on her every day.
It’s so great to hear out kid is normal… now we can focus on my cheating ass.
Kailyn invites Joe over for a chat. She asks him about V and he’s pretty vague. But what do we expect? Kailyn says that since they hooked up (twice), and he told her that they were taking it slow, that it surprises her that he’s not taking it slow with V. Joe has to explain to her that he’s not looking for a relationship with Kailyn and she’s upset. She just wants a family. I get that. Too bad she cheated on Jordan. He was a tall dud, but he was a sweet, tall dud.
If loving Joe is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
MTV gives us the end of episode montage of a bunch of teenage-ish girls seeing their lives crumble around them. For those of you that have seen the next two episodes, you KNOW we have some great material to work with… one word… Ke$ha!
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