Again, Maci and Kyle take Bentley to the daycare to warn him up to the idea. It’s $150 a week for 1-2 days a week. I think you ought to shop around, girl. Before pre-school, I was with my son way more than Maci has been with Bentley. So, for her to make this a huge deal is truly annoying. Sure you miss your kid when they’re gone, especially if they’re not a little turd. But, don’t you want them to have a healthy social life? Do you want them to grow up to keep your corpse in the basement and stab women in showers while wearing your clothes? Or digging up corpses and making décor out of their bones? Come on, Maci. Truly, I think she’s terrified of him realizing, with some distance, that his mother is a shitty person.
Debra is coming in today. The girls bought a silly wig for Debra to wear, because they think Sophia will love it. Debra starts to get defensive about the wig and my suspicions come to fruition. I knew these two devil spawn had some nefarious reason for making Debra wear the wig. She’s being fairly cool about it, but this can only be the calm before the shitstorm.
Amber got into an argument during a group session today. Perhaps the others have watched the previous seasons of Teen Mom? She feels the best thing to do is call Gary, because I’m sure he’ll be supportive. She’s ready to bail, because of this fight. Leah repeats what Gary says which is “Go talk to JJ!” Good that Leah’s there, because I don’t think that Amber would have been able to listen to Gary’s lame attempt at calming her down.
Cate and Ty try to talk through the issue of Butch not being allowed to stay in the trailer park. Cate doesn’t want Ty to feel bad that Butch can’t stay. He made his bed. You reap what you sow. Don’t shit where you sleep…wait. Scratch that. They’re making the tough realization that they aren’t Butch’s parents. Come on, guys! Give me something to make fun of! Gawh!! Stop being such good people!
Back at the daycare/preschool, Bentley is having a blast and it’s eating up Maci inside. The headmaster or whatever the hell she is tells Maci that she needs to let Bentley have kid time and she, herself, needs to have adult time. I don’t think Maci understands the meaning of the word “adult”.
What’s wrong with your face? It’s all smooth and lovely.
Kyle seems annoyed at Maci not liking this, so she pretends that the problem is Ryan. Ryan’s not going to like Bentley going to preschool. As much as I hate Ryan, I’m pretty sure he’s not going to be enough of a mouth-breather to dislike the idea of social time for his child.
Back in Florida, Sophia has painted herself and the poor doggy with fingernail polish. Debra has been babysitting while Farrah most assuredly goes to tan herself a darker shade of turd. Debra shows off the dog and we see that she paid extra attention to Stitch’s wiener. The apple certainly doesn’t fall far from the tree in this family.
I’ve already cut off your balls. Next is your penis.