Of course, Farrah is going to be pissed that Debra didn’t watch Sophia close enough and Debra is going to harp on Farrah for leaving out the nail polish. They both suck at this parenting thing, but I have to agree with Debra on this one. Every mother has made this same mistake, but I just don’t feel that Farrah gives a rat’s ass. I think if she left a bucket of lye in the middle of Sophia’s room and Sophia fell into it, she would find a way to blame it on Debra and Michael.
My prediction comes true. Debra fell asleep, apparently. That’s smart. You’re both idiots. It’s not like one can expect that any of these people in this family can be successful parents. They’re all deeply mental.
Butch is going back to Detroit. I think this is going to work out so well! Shall we start up the betting pool on when Butch gets thrown back into the clink?
Ty goes to see his mom to tell her about Butch getting kicked out. She’s a little glad that he had to leave, because she didn’t want him to have to parent his own dad. She’s sad for Butch, but she’s happy for Ty and Cate.
“Heaven isn’t too far awa-a-aaay, closer to it ev-er-y daa-a-yyy”
Amber is talking to JJ about leaving early. Something’s happen to her FACE! What the hell?!
It looks like she had some hot and heavy makeout session with Farrah.
JJ doesn’t want her to feel rushed to leave when she’s not yet better. Because JJ’s not on board with this, she goes to see another therapist to try to get someone to say “Yes, that’s a great idea!” Amber glosses over the conversation with JJ, making it sound like JJ was all for it. This therapist brings up “the incident”. The therapist doesn’t think that she’s made progress on her anger, seeing as how she flipped out on some dude at group. Her response to that is, “If I hadn’t made progress I would have fucking beat the shit out of that guy.” Yep, sounds like your anger is but a memory. This therapist is giving it to her straight. Like a good parent would. It would have done this girl a lot of good to have had a decent parental figure in her life before now.
Now that Butch has flown the coop, April can now visit her daughter. April asks how it’s been having Butch gone. Cate reluctantly expresses her relief. As soon as Butch gets off parole, he’ll be off probation. Well, we all know Butch will never finish his parole.
Next up, we are graced with Slackjaw Willie. He’s driving his girlfriend who can’t spell her name right, Dalis, in a Beemer. I love that these kids use their paychecks from Mtv to not have jobs, but to drive around in expensive cars. How sexy is that to see a guy driving a $40K+ car while living with his parents and not paying child support? Maci broaches the subject of preschool and, to my surprise, he’s 100% against preschool. I gave this guy way too much credit. The Mouthbreather’s philosophy is that HE didn’t go to preschool and he was just fine in Kindergarten.
If you are a dumbass, don’t allow yourself to be the basis of comparison for your child’s mental prowess.