I’m guessing this has something to do with Ryan’s child support going up. What a douche. How about driving a reasonably priced vehicle and getting steady employment so that you can take care of your child and help him be better prepared for the real world? Of course, perhaps if your parents care to teach you about the real world, I wouldn’t have to say that. I would also like to make note that Dalis pointed out that Ryan is too stupid to be Bentley’s mentor of intellect. I like her.
Farrah and the rest of her coven are going out to dinner at a Japanese steakhouse. Farrah tells us that she hopes she doesn’t lose her patience with her mom. You can’t lose something you never had in the first place, dear.
Automatically I start thinking about in how many ways this family is screwed. Debra only seems to be able to make small talk with her children, which is weird to me. Then, when she tries to make small talk, her daughters are both immediately on the defensive. I’ll give you a dose of the conversation between Debra and Ashley.
Debra: How has your trip been?
Debra: Did you do anything fun that you like to do?
Ashley: Yeah. We did a lot of things.
Debra: Well, what was your favorite thing?
Ashley: I don’t know. We just did a lot of stuff.
Debra: So, did you like celebrating down here?
Ashley: OH MY GOD!! YES!!! For the tenth time, I like being down here.
Ashley: Don’t sit and talk to me here when you won’t talk to me at home!
Well, that’s a healthy family dynamic if I ever saw one. I really, really want to know what the hell went on in this family. These girls could just be brats without good reason or there could have been some screwed up stuff. I know that Debra punched Farrah in the mouth that time, but can you really blame her? I would have been arrested far more than once for domestic violence had Farrah been my daughter.
Farrah takes this opportunity to berate her mother and tell her she’s been nothing but annoying. Yes, Debra’s annoying, but is it THAT bad? Have you ever considered speaking to her in a calm tone and explaining your feelings in a clear manner without being hateful and throwing digs? Debra counters that they’ve been nothing but rude and attacked her. They try to play it off as them being nice to her, but we all know their true intentions and so does Debra.
Farrah tells Debra that if anyone else was annoying her this way, she’d tell them, too. Debra says what we all have been thinking and basically been wanting to say to her since the first season…
“I think you’ve said that to everyone around you. Nobody’s left standing.” BINGO!!!
Truth hurts bitch!
For the first time, Farrah shuts up. Debra tells her that she’s sorry. Why??? Why??? You shouldn’t be sorry! You’re right! Someone should have said that to her a long time ago. Farrah does her stupid cry face and bails to the bathroom. Maybe she’ll slip and fall and break her neck or something.