Farrah and Ashley think that it’s a great idea to leave Sophia with Debra after ripping apart her parenting skills. I don’t leave my child with people whom I don’t trust to be good caretakers. That’s what a good parent does. Anyone who thinks Farrah is a good parent is sorely mistaken.
Farrah expresses her happiness living far away from Debra and Michael. She’ll never move back, she says. Maybe YOU won’t, but I could totally see you packing up the kid and shipping her back there. She hopes that one day she can shed herself of stress and find a boyfriend. The girls hope that one day they can get married and have their in-laws understand that they’ll never be close with their mom. Neither Ashley nor Farrah think that Farrah will make the same mistakes Debra did. “I know where to draw the line” Farrah says. Yeah, because we’ve seen proof of that episode after episode for years now.
Ryan’s mom drops off Bentley and Maci takes Bentley to his first day of preschool. She lingers too damn long and Bentley gets more and more freaked out. She’s going to be pissed when she finds out that he’s doing this all for show and will be totally calm once she rounds the bend. Maci and Kyle part ways, but not before Maci tells Kyle he’ll have to drop off Bentley from now on. I don’t think I have to express my disgust at her idea to let someone who won’t be in his life forever drop him off at preschool every time.
Next week, Farrah starts to date another unfortunate victim, Amber gets sprung from rehab, Ryan’s mom suggests 50/50 custody, and Cate ponders college.
Boy, this was a fun episode! Tons of fabulous drama. Me likey. I apologize if you don’t get my Trailer Park Boys reference at the beginning, but I can’t not bring that up while watching people living in a trailer park. If you’ve never seen the show, watch it – it’s on streaming Netflix. I truly believe that Trailer Park Boys and Seinfeld are the funniest shows ever.
Tear up the comments, y’all. I know you will!
Catch me on Twitter @Sugarbush_Gasm!!
To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the ‘gasm!