Maci purposefully gets Bentley all riled up by making a big deal about her going back to school. One good thing that Maci is really good at is traumatizing her child. I went to community college for several years off and on (no, I don’t have a degree at all) and I never had a sit down in a board room with academic advisors. This is all so over the top. The advisors don’t think she can handle all 5 courses for which she’s signed up seeing as how she hasn’t really completed a class yet.
So, our concern is that you’re an idiot.
Farrah is again trying to force concepts on Sophia that are too far over her head. She calls her therapist to complain about Sophia and the constant cleaning she’s having to do. Awww, boo freakin’ hoo. Guess what? That comes with any child and even more comes from having pets. That’s the bed you made, darlin’. I’m constantly cleaning, too. It’s worse than yours, because I also have a husband and most of us know that husbands are typically worse than children. So, count your lucky stars that you don’t have to clean up after both a child and an adult who acts like a child.
I also find it hilarious that Farrah is so lacking in the friends department that she has to call her therapist back in Iowa to complain. Guess what, Farrah. The bill is in the mail. This isn’t a friendship. It’s a business relationship. The therapist tries to get Farrah to realize that her parents are concerned about her ability to handle such a major transition and that their concern isn’t personal. She, of course, blows off that advice.
“If you need anything at all, just give me a call…at $60 an hour.”
Catelynn and Grandma are on their way to the birth mom support group. Poor, sweet Catelynn still has the terrible Kate Gosselin ‘do. Grandma tells about the fact that she had a baby as a teen and that the first 10 years were really difficult. She has been really supportive of Cate’s choice of adoption and that she thinks she’ll be great at making adoption support her life’s work.
Bless her sweet little heart…
When Farrah leaves Iowa, she’s going to take her sister Ashley back to Florida with her. I can’t help but notice that Farrah acts like me when I’m on my period, but she seems to be like this every single day. I hate myself when I’m PMS’ing. I would absolutely kill myself if I was like that 24/7 like Farrah. It’s truly exhausting to be such a terrible bitch like that.
Large Marge Gary takes Leah’s place at Seasons. I bet that’s hard to have to make that transition for Amber. I would not be cool with leaving my child to spend time with Gary and his stupid hat. She’s frustrated to not be able to spend with both of them at the same time. She’s worried that she’s going to be in Seasons for another month. Gary says he’s already been away from her for a month, so another month isn’t an issue. Nice, Douche Bigalow. I wonder why she hates you most of the time.
Farrah and Sophia arrive in Iowa, much to Debra and Michael’s excitement. Sophia is thrilled to see her grandparents, but Farrah just walks on by. Michael tells her “hi” and she says, “Uh, hey…” as she walks. What an unholy whore bitch!? He only drove your shit from Iowa to Florida by himself!!!! Argh!
Farrah gets her pointless braces removed and Debra’s lack of reaction pisses off Farrah (yes, I know you’re probably just as shocked as I was that Debra pissed off Farrah). She should have spent her money on something more useful. Like a lobotomy. Debra wants to visit with Farrah at her place in Florida. She needs to stay with Farrah, which, of course, pisses Farrah off. She’s not happy to have to share her space with her mom and her sister. Debra points out that she’s leaving three days before school starts, so it might be a prime time to let her take Sophia back to Iowa. I can see why this would upset Farrah (or any other normal person), but I do have a mother myself. My mom would try to get me to do the same thing. I wouldn’t, because I would miss my baby, but I can understand. The difference, however, is that I love my mother and I wouldn’t say “no” to spite her. I would never treat my mother the way Farrah does. Farrah is the most ungrateful troll I have ever has the displeasure of watching. She should have never procreated (no offense, Sophia).