She goes off to her room to chill out a bit and comes back. I think that’s a huge step in the right direction for her. I don’t ever recall her shirking away from a fight she will most definitely win. JJ asks Amber if talking about the “cheating” is painful to talk about. Surprise! It’s pisses her off. Doesn’t everything? Amber tells Gary she’s not going to hurt him anymore, but Gary counters with the idea of her getting distracted. Dude, seriously? You can’t just accept that she’s trying? She asks Gary if they can “go steady” and he tells her he’ll answer her next week after he’s thought about it. What an ass.
Down in Florida, Maci and Ryan are having their family pictures taken. It lasts about 5 minutes which proves that Maci and her coven of overly-tanned idiots made a mountain out of a molehill. Maci invites Dalis and Ryan to go clubbing with him. Dalis tells her she’s game, but Ryan is turned off. Dalis teases him a bit and Ryan writhes around in his discomfort.
Tyler’s mom and Catelynn arrive home and find Tyler in the house alone with the dogs. He’s pissed that Butch isn’t around, but his mom tells him that Butch is an adult and should not at all feel responsible for him. He doesn’t want to be an enabler and his mom is proud to hear him say that, because she was one for years. Thank God for Tyler’s mom. She’s the only way that kid survived and turned out so well.
Farrah locks Sophia into her room with a slide and a mini trampoline while she calls Ashley and tells her how annoying TB was on the date. Well, Farrah, I’m sure he thought you were the cat’s meow what with your shitty attitude and turd-brown tan.
Butch finally arrives at home and Tyler gives him a sarcastic greeting. Butch says his phone was charging in the car, but Tyler tells him he’d know he would worry. Butch tries to comfort him by telling him he was hanging with some old friends. I’m sure that’s very comforting when “old friends” for an addict and ex-con is usually a really bad thing. Catelynn tells him that she was worried, too. They accept his apology, but he’s out if he does it again.
The only thing you can trust about this man is that his mullet will always be spectacular.
The stakeout continues in Florida.
Maci tells her thick-thighed posse about the photoshoot experience. They wonder why she invited them out to the club. Are you stupid? Because she wants to make Dalis jealous by rubbing all up on Ryan on the dance floor. She texts Ryan and he tells her they’re staying in tonight. Reeeejected! She keeps pretending her problem is that this girl will be around her son and is on this family vacation, so she should get to know her. But, we all know she only cares about Dalis’ relationship with Ryan – not with Bentley.
With the exception of Catelynn, Tyler, Tyler’s mom, Leah, and Bentley this is one group of ass-chapping turds. I really want to get updates on these people after this show is over. I’m terrible, I know, but I want to see how bad off Farrah and Maci are as much as I want to see Catelynn and Tyler kicking ass.
Share with me your thoughts on this episode, Gasmii! I know you will!
We have a two week hiatus, I believe. I’m kind of looking forward to a vacation from Farrah’s voice. Hopefully Maci won’t try to tag along.
Until next episode,
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