April calls Ty to tell him that she and Butch got in a fight last night and he’s now back in jail. She thinks he was loaded and he wound up beating the shit out of her over talking on the phone to her friend. Poor Ty-Ty. That must be so frustrating. He texts Cate at work and tells her that Butch is back and jail and beat up her mom. That’s how I want to find out about someone beating up my mom – by text.
Maci, Kyle, and Bentley meet up with a realtor at a really nice house. She says she’s been saving up to buy a house for a while now. Again, not even trying to hide that MTV money. Gotta at least respect that…I guess.
The house they’re looking at is $380K!! Really?! You can get a very nice home in Chatanooga for under $200K. Why do you need a house that expensive? Just because you can afford it now, doesn’t mean you can afford it later. Think, child, think!!! It’s 3500 sqft. Tell me why you would want that much room when there will, essentially, only be Maci and Bentley living there. We all know Kyle’s not sticking around. Luckily, Maci tells the realtor that it’s too pricey and too big for what they need. She even says that they should get a house that would have payments the same as or less than what they’re paying in rent. Wow. Your mature thought process on this is not going to change my mind about you, just so you know.
Maci doesn’t wait long for me to stop thinking she might be maturing when she and Kyle stand outside the car talking while Bentley sits in the front seat honking the horn. Not a big deal, you might say, but what if I said it sounded like the engine was running? I don’t know if this is clever editing on the part of MTV or if they really are that stupid.
Peace, bitches! I’m out!
Amber goes out to eat with her cousin to take her mind off of missing Leah. It’s been a full week since Amber has seen her. It’s making her start to miss rehab. Her cousin takes it upon herself to call Gary and get an answer out of him about letting Amber see Leah tomorrow. After being a more subtle asshole, he says he’ll bring her around 1 and pick her up around 8 or 9. He asks if Amber is there and can hear him, so she says, “Yeah, I can hear you, fatass!” Normally, I would find this to be terrible stupid what with her current situation and all, but I laughed out loud instead. Her cousin admonishes this behavior – well, thanks for being the level-headed one, because I probably would have high-fived her. Also worth noting, I like that she called Gary “fatass” while sitting down to dinner with the Caucasian Klumps.