Dalis has dyed her hair black. The whole deal is that Ryan and his parents didn’t want to have any group birthday parties. I really don’t understand why none of these people, who are all technically adults, can’t just get alone for 2 hours for the sake of Bentley. Ryan’s dad tells him that if she’s going to keep putting Bentley in the middle of all of this, Ryan needs to step up and be the bigger person. Ryan’s not quite sure how he’s supposed to do that.
I’s fully grown, daddy. How’s am I s’posed to get any bigger?
Ryan’s parents say that they’ve always been a Ryan supporter. No shit, y’all. He’s still living at home and constantly being told what to do by them! His mom still makes him PB&Js with the crusts cut off!
Amber shows her mom the house she’s going for online. She says she’s moving to be closer to Leah. Wa-wa-waiiit. I thought you were moving because of the vandalism? Is there a single person on this show who can be honest? Her mom thinks she wants to move to be closer to Gary, but the whole world is pretty much close to this Sun-sized man, so that’s not necessarily an astute observation. Amber’s mom has checked into a family attorney for Amber, because she’s worried about Amber signing over her rights and Gary getting pissy and taking Leah away forever. Amber starts screaming at her mom, because she has the audacity to care. We all know this whole argument is completely unnecessary, but they don’t have the future-telling abilities that we have.
Don’t worry, drunk mama. She’s going to prison anyway.
Amber tells her mom that she doesn’t have to be so “motherfucking dramatic”. How in the world did Amber’s and Farrah’s parents screw up so badly that they’ll talk to them like that? I’ve said that word while talking to my mom, but I’ve never said it AT her. She’d punch my teeth out. If she could catch me, because I would be smart enough to take off running after doing it.
Dawn meets up with Ty and Cate at their place for her to talk to Kim and April. Dawn explains that it’s going to be slow-moving for a while, because Brandon and Theresa are only comfortable right now about having a relationship with Cate and Ty. April wants to apologize for her previous behavior. The moms should try to start writing to Brandon and Theresa to see what they can do. That way, it gives Brandon and Theresa some control.
Farrah takes Debra and Sophia to the airport. It looks like Farrah made Debra stay at a hotel after she got back from Austin. What a bitch!
Looks like that no-paci thing worked out really well.
The goodbyes are said and Debra and Sophia walk away. I know Farrah has no soul, but I do have to commend her for not losing her shit when Debra and Sophia walked away. I would have thrown myself onto the floor and rolled around bawling. Maybe I don’t need to commend her. Should I give her any credit? I hate her, so this is hard to figure out.