Ryan’s here to pick up Bentley where Dallis is sitting in the car with a surprise for Bentley. A puppy! I have a feeling this girl is becoming that overly involved girlfriend. Now, I have no idea where this puppy will live since it seems it’s Dallis and Ryan’s puppy, yet Dallis lives 2 hours away and Ryan is the new wave George Costanza. Maci tells Ryan that she and Kyle bought a house, so he’ll be picking Bentley up there from now on. Ryan reacts all ho-hum, which doesn’t indicate much since he seems devoid of emotions, anyway.
At Farrah’s apartment, Daniel is there while Farrah does some schoolwork and Sophia starts throwing things at Farrah’s head. No fair!! I want to throw things at Farrah’s head – like bricks or Black Cats. I guess Farrah got the message that her hair looks like crap, because there are no more fluffy white thingies in it. When Sophia throws something at Farrah’s head, she emotionlessly scolds verbally and tells her to go to her room. Of course, Sophia is 2 and doesn’t hear this nor care, so she moves onto Daniel and punches him in the leg.
Aw, heeeeeell naw!
When Farrah sees this, she simply tells her not to hit people, because no one likes a naughty baby. She doesn’t move a muscle, this super-mom. Sensing her ineptness, Dan gets up off the couch to get Sophia. Farrah tells him to put her down for a nap, but she quickly comes sneaking back in. Farrah finally gets up off her lazy ass and goes to put her back down. Dan comes in to help and he seems totally annoyed at Farrah’s inability to parent her child.
Amber has Leah all ready for bed for Gary to come pick her up. Because angry viewers have been vandalizing Amber’s place, CPS won’t let Leah stay with her overnight. That’s nice. I guess she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore, eh?
The Annoying Orange comes tromping in, probably hoping to pick up a pack of Devil Dogs instead of his baby.
He walks right past Amber and heads straight for the toilet to take a massive dump. Gary tells Amber he’s going to Tennessee and she says he just went to Illinois (pronouncing every single letter), so what is he doing going to TN? Well, he counters that he’s not going to fight in front of Leah. Yeah, that’s why you brought that up now. THAT’S why he’s wearing that shirt! He’s the giant angry carrot dangling in front of Amber all the time, trying to get her pissed off so he can say she always yells at him in front of the child.
While Gary’s sitting in the car out front, Amber calls him to find out why he’s going out of town again. He pretends that he can’t understand why this upsets her, but he’s doing it in order to upset her. At this point, I think Amber could use the footage from this entire series as validation for murdering him.