They share another awkward series of kisses with garlicy mouths. Ick!
Maci calls Bentley to wish him a happy birthday. Bentley tells her that it’s his birthday at Mimi’s house and she’s not allowed to come pick him up. Huh…wonder who told him that? My God, every last person in Bentley’s life (minus Kyle) is an epic dick. Who in their right mind says such things in front of a child? Does anyone ever consider the baby and his future mentality?
It’s another childless birthday party for Bentley. He’s a total cutie pie getting fiercely excited over opening presents. May I ask what kind of “model” is Dalis? I just hear the word “model” thrown around so much on reality TV that I begin to wonder just what kind of “model” these women are.
Maci laments to Kyle that she should be involved in all of Bentley’s birthdays because he wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for her. So, do Ryan, beer, and bad decisions also get to be involved in all of Bentley’s birthdays? Kyle groans at this statement, further proving his parenting abilities over everyone else in Bentley’s life.
In Maci’s eyes, she’s the one that carried him for 9 months, shot him out of her most private of areas, and has been his only constant. This is all true, I hate to say. It’s the reason I used to like her the most. Kyle says that maybe, one day, everyone can get along so they don’t have to throw separate parties. Good luck with that one, Kyle. Why is he the only one who considers Bentley and only Bentley?
Cate and Ty are getting ready for college while April is doing well with recovery. She asks Cate and Ty to take Nick for a little while. I hope that doesn’t mean she’s going to go on a bender. They discuss Butch and their futures with him. Ty doesn’t want to bail out on Butch when everyone else has. Well, Ty, that’s admirable. But, Butch already bailed out on you when you were a child.
In Iowa, Debra is taking care of Sophia while, in Florida, Farrah is taking bartending classes. Poor little Stitch is stick at home with Farrah. Farrah’s friend and neighbor, Alethia, pays Farrah a visit. Alethia? Did Mike Tyson name her? Poor Alethia. She is trapped being Farrah’s only friend and her name is a speech-impediment version of Alicia.
Farrah tells her that she feels really weird to not have Sophia around. I feel a cry face coming on. She does us all a favor by shielding us from her cry face with the brim of her cap, but not before we see this.
Maci meets with her college advisor to see how she’s doing this semester. Her advisor gives Maci a totally unscripted statistic about teen mom’s finishing college. Maci tells her advisor that she’s realized she has to take care of herself in order to take care of Bentley. Unfortunately, she’s not taking care of her skin.
Throw some rice paper on that forehead!