She meets up with her friend Erica who inquires about her drama with Ryan. Erica seems to think that it’s either that a) Ryan can’t have what he still wants or, b) Ryan and she can’t be together so he doesn’t want to have any relationship. So, either way, Erica thinks Ryan is still pining over Maci. I think that was the issue before, but I’m sure it’s not the issue now. I think the issue now is with Maci over the fact that Ryan isn’t pining over her anymore. He let her go and that pisses her off.
It’s Leah’s birthday, so Gary and Big Bad Momma have what looks like a redneck yard sale for her. Meanwhile, Amber’s boning the new guy. So, Gary and Amber were going to do Leah’s birthday together after the court date, but Gary is pissed off at Amber dating someone else. His friend thinks this is stupid to have a party with Leah’s mom, just because he’s jealous. Well, at least Gary seems to have gained some better friends. Gary, being the mature one, takes a picture of the party and texts it to Amber. In 5…4…3…2…1…
Amber immediately calls Gary, which is exactly what he wants. She asks him what he’s doing and he tells her he’s throwing a birthday party for their daughter. He tells her she’s the one who fucked things up, because she has a new boyfriend. Amber asks what that has to do with Leah’s birthday and I wonder the same thing. When will these two grow the hell up so they can take care of that little sweetie?
Mike comes down to find out what’s going on and she tells him that Gary’s jealous. You can tell Mike wants to get up and run, but he’s too nice for that. Now she’s realizing that letting Gary have full custody is the wrong thing to do, because he’ll use Leah as a weapon. Too late. You both have been doing that since the day she was born.
Farrah is talking to Sophia who tells her that she’s eating chocolate eggs. Because Farrah has found nothing legitimate (in her own head) to bitch at her mom for, she jumps on her about too much candy. Just because she’s eating candy eggs right now doesn’t mean she’s changed her diet to one of the Cartman family.
Megan, Farrah’s unfortunate classmate, comes over for them to work on a cooking project. I guess Megan grabbed the short straw. Farrah tries to make a cannoli, but it winds up looking like a Twinkie that got stepped on.
Now they’re taking the canolli and turning into a truffle. It’s an ugly little truffle. Just like it’s mother.
Cate and Ty bring Nick home so April can go on a bender. Ty’s acting all “Sugarbush on her menses”, dropping f-bombs all over the place and Cate’s getting onto him for saying it in front of Nick. Seeing as how Nick has grown up with April and Butch, I imagine this isn’t his first rodeo.