Then the dog takes a dump on the carpet and he loses it, which really upsets Nick. Poor Nick is bawling in the corner after this whole scene, so Cate puts little Nick to bed.
Really, MTV? First dog humping and now dog turds?
Maci goes to pick up Bentley, but before he can say goodbye, Ryan takes off on his crotch rocket to the lawyer’s office. His lawyer thinks he’s more fit as a parent than Maci, but I think he means Ryan’s parents, not actually Ryan. At least Maci’s going to school and is dating someone who’s not a shit-stirrer. Ryan wants to nip Maci’s living situation in the bud and the lawyer full-fartedly agrees. What’s removing the only decent adult figure in Bentely’s life? The only negatives to Kyle are that he has no job and that he loves Maci. Otherwise, he’s the most fit parent in this whole scenario of non-job havin’ nitwits.
Mr. Lawyer, Esq. asks Ryan if he has the birth certificate, but Maci is the one with that little piece of paper. Lawyer wonders if Maci will give it to him, but Ryan says “no”. To a large extent, says Mr. Lawyer Guy, he feels that Ryan has been at Maci’s mercy. He has, but let’s be real. The whole reason we all used to like Maci and hate Ryan was that Maci was busting her butt working the night shift at a bar and going to school, while Ryan sat at home with no job and wanted Maci to wake up at 5AM to change the baby. He was the one out partying at all hours and never coming home. Maci needs to get over that, but I don’t like Ryan and his parents making him out to be an angel and a victim. He’s a lazy hillbilly with a drama queen girlfriend.
In a couple of days, Farrah is going back to Iowa to get Sophia. Farrah goes to an art place to get Sophia signed up for some classes to keep her busy. She talks to the teacher about Sophia needing to be potty trained, but fails to realize that this is an art school – not a daycare.
Farrah and Alethia go back to the apartment to look at Farrah’s grades. I wonder if they ever talk about Alethia’s life? Farrah has all 100’s, but is upset to not have any A’s. I’m sure it’s really hard to pull out an A when you’re cooking, though I know some people who could even fail a cooking class. Meanwhile, I spy something in the background.
Why haven’t you put that to good use? If there’s anyone in this world who needs to relax with a big bowl, it’s Farrah Abrownham.
Amber calls Gary who refuses to speak to her like a human being. She makes a tearful plea to see her daughter, but much to Ice Cubes chagrin, today is not a good day. She calls him a bastard, so he calls her a whore. Then…
What is he, the fattest 12 year old on the planet?